Joining The US Military Has Incredible Perks Later In Life

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

I joined, served, and retired. Thank all yall who served and still are serving, and thank yall to those who didnt.

[Zaroku]

I’ve survived countless battles and have defeated countless hoes in Thailand, Hong Kong, Japan, Philippines, and a few in Korea. I have lost whorists(w4ore seeking tourists or fellow expats) who didn’t or couldn’t keep their chit wired tight. Guys that got destroyed by some very cunning and beautiful sluts, who drained their dongs so powerfully that they lost the will to drill new tail. Captured by the enemy, my POW buddies quickly and quietly allowed themselves to be brainwashed, and controlled.

Sometimes, we ran outta ammo(jizz to shoot) and couldn’t muster the strength needed to lift our weapons.

As far as real soldier stuff, nope, I never served in the military. A few of my buddies told me I’d love the marine corp, and would have been beaten up regularly by Drill Instructors. It might have been fun, but, my nephew tells me combat is scary as f—k, but exciting, even thrilling. I think it might have been a good thing for me.