I have a Tinder date in literally an hour

[Beercules]

Are they black, latina or white? My friend wants to know

Fat white girl, not sure about her friend but I'm assuming the same.

[-2 Scrappy-]

Bring protection first time but skeet on her face. The only true test of a real one. If she wife material she down and clean beer my guy

[SunSpace]

Well, your future is still ahead of you; perhaps you could date a woman from another country. That could be fun, although requiring lots of work. If not, then idk, someone local. Personally, I'm just bored out of my mind, and I'm not sure what there is to do in life O_O

[BoxingFan85]

Beer being cucked for a BBC yet again.. the legacy of Beercules continues..

[Squ□redCircle34]

Next time, just tell her you gotta BBC and send a pic and tell her you got in and out burger and lots of bubblegum!

Rookie!

[i_am_a_champ]

Fat white girl, not sure about her friend but I'm assuming the same.

Stood up by a fat white bytch

Bro no sniffing white pooosey tonight.

Jamal must have thought "phuck it!" and was bothered to reply to her messages.

Hes harpooning that whale as we speak

[jaded]

Send her a message telling her your waiting at a very expensive restaurant with your cousin Leonardo DiCaprio (but to keep that to herself) and 2 bottle of Dom Perignon champagne. Give her the reverse stiffing and have the last laugh.

[maracho]

Fat white girl, not sure about her friend but I'm assuming the same.

So what ya make to eat?

Just talk about what interests you and them the most and if they aint into what you are then they are probably not serious relationship worthy but it'll be good practice for the ones who are.

For instance, it sounds like you're both into beer so you could start out asking her about the beer she brought or why they call you Beercules. From there you could talk about favorite beers, making, live beers, ancient beers like guel, beers of the bible, or what kind of beer you would of made during prohibition.

[KING MEAT]

Too good to be true lol sorry bro

[Vegemil]

Make sure to clench your buttcheeks so they don't see your ass hairs.