I have a Tinder date in literally an hour

[DARKSEID]

I'm not sure that thing would be considered "people" any more.


I'm hoping that was a fake profile. The profile and picture combination was so disturbing I actually showed my wife who hates scary stuff.

That might actually be what sunspace looks like.

[John Barron]

Yo, people gettin' killed over dates?

As a young Irish lad mehself, I met a couple lasses that I thought would become my best friends ever. They were ridiculously beautiful, too.

Turns out, though, that my offering to send one of them food, since she complained of not having much, embarrassed/angered her to the point they both back-stabbed me and mocked me, just to get me to go away all of a sudden, I guess.

It's weird with people; you never know exactly what's going on in their head.

so true. especially those that have multiple forum accounts with different personalities.

[SunSpace]

That might actually be what sunspace looks like.

I think I'm quite handsome; it didn't help me much growing up, though.

[DARKSEID]

I think I'm quite handsome; it didn't help me much growing up, though.

Post a shirtless bruh.

[SunSpace]

Post a shirtless bruh.

I'm already in a relationship

[DARKSEID]

I'm already in a relationship

Pus5y, someone dared me to post a shirtless i would do it in a second.

[SunSpace]

Pus5y, someone dared me to post a shirtless i would do it in a second.

Isn't that kind of intimate, though?

[CHOWWOKKA]

I just got done cleaning.

I was joking like " you should come play monopoly tonight " and she was like ok I'll bring beer.


Jesus ****ing Christ. So unprepared.


Yo. If you guys don't hear from me or I don't post in 2 days, you already know. I'm in a swamp with my cat.

Let me guess.... you already fed the geese a couple of times too

[DARKSEID]

Too good to be true lol sorry bro

It's too funny to be true that someone would actually invite girls over to play monopoly lol

[SunSpace]

so true. especially those that have multiple forum accounts with different personalities.

Lol, for the record thewhitegirl actually exists, but I understand the issue with having a female on here that trolls people back as much as she does.

As to the rest of them, thank you, I tried to make them fit in, but they should've been somewhat obvious due to the comedy. Currently, though, this is the only account I'm using/have.