I have a Tinder date in literally an hour

[-MEGA-]

What are they going to steal?

The robbers aren't even coming

Your cat!!!

[HanzGruber]

you prob turned her off by talking about curry and how kevin durant has a bbc, most people dont like that

[Beercules]

I'm going to watch The Bachlor.

[D4thincarnation]

To insure you're not a serial killer or for threesome purposes?

Or both might be in play if you play Jenga right. Have them leaking through them flimsy onesie outfits dem girls be wearing in the summer.

I always play Jenga on the first date.


So they know my pull out game is strong

[Beercules]

[D4thincarnation]

How did you f*** up?

[krazyn8tive]

I always play Jenga on the first date.


So they know my pull out game is strong

[Eddy Current]

I don't think they're coming.

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't get an STD, didn't get robbed, didn't get her pregnant, and didn't have to spend any money on her!

[B.UTLER]

Are they black, latina or white? My friend wants to know

[Beercules]

How did you f*** up?

I swear I didn't. She was fat so maybe she got cold feet?

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't get an STD, didn't get robbed, didn't get her pregnant, and didn't have to spend any money on her!

This is true. Thank you Julia.