Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

12-16 is beezies' prime.

bollocks.......

[Clegg]

i wish i could be back to the 90's.

big fish in a little pond.

all my friends did whatever i told them to do and all my enemies pissed their pants when they saw me.

i use to pick fights with like 4-5 guys by myself and they didn't want none because they were scared to beat me up.

i thought i was such a bad ass.

now i get 50 yr. old women yelling at me because their deal didn't close and they didn't get their commission and i have to sit there and take it. can't even hang up on the slags.

I'd go back to when I was 16-17. My life was a bit like a Sir Tom Jones post, but more interesting. The girls wanted to do more than just kiss and ask me to post about it on the internet.

I was never that much of a bad ass. I remember once me and my friend were outnumbered, something like 2 of us against 6 or 7 of them. Then my friends brother turns up and offers to fight all of them and they back off. I never had any bad ass moments like that though, my little brothers tend to handle stuff themselves and don't call on me to help. My little bro fought 2 guys at once a while back, and wouldn't let me come with him to look for them and get revenge

[BOLLOCKS]

I'd spark you and yer bro out.

[Clegg]

My lil bro would probably beat you Loc.

He's a bit like you anyway, watches films, doesn't go out much, no girlfriend.

But he's a bit of a natural fighter. If someone looks at me wrong in the street, I let it go. If someone looks at him wrong, he starts throwing punches, even if he's outnumbered and smaller.

Probably because he's smaller than I am. Bigger guys like to bully people, but smaller guys are quick to prove they can scrap just as well.

[Clegg]

I'd tap you out, btw.

You're my friend, so I'd so for Americana from side control until you gave in. Anyone else and I'd use punches from mount or elbow from side control or mount. But I wouldn't use strikes, just so you could save ego by claiming to be the better boxer.

[BOLLOCKS]

You'd dry hump me? Some friend you are. I'd rather keep some of me manhood and be put to sleep Williams style..

[Left Hook Tua]

I'd go back to when I was 16-17. My life was a bit like a Sir Tom Jones post, but more interesting.

I was never that much of a bad ass. I remember once me and my friend were outnumbered, something like 2 of us against 6 or 7 of them. Then my friends brother turns up and offers to fight all of them and they back off. I never had any bad ass moments like that though, my little brothers tend to handle stuff themselves and don't call on me

why where they scared of your friends brother? was he big?


i got so many stories. (i grew up in a nice neighborhood but my school was in one of the worst neighborhoods)

the only one i tell the stories to is mak because some of it involved his family members and friends.

i think i told richie a few stories but i don't think he believes them and he just laughs.


i once beat up a 250 lb. tongan/samoan drug dealer with a frying pan.

we were given word that this drug dealer was using our name either for protection or intimidation.

i was still young at the time , so the older guys told me to take care of it. just tune him up and teach him a lesson. so i said okay.

my parents were in philippines on vacation so i had a friend arrange a meeting with him during the afternoon while my sisters were still in school.

we told him some bs about how we wanted to unload some shabu but we had no buyers.

the guy comes to the house with his friend (also my friend who is setting him up) and the dude is like 6 foot 1 or 6 foot 2 and about 250 lbs.

i was like 5'8 150 at the time. my 3 friends are about the same height except skinnier.

we were like "wtf?"

we told him the stuff is in the garage , check it out and give us an offer.

he walks into the garage and my friend cheap shots him right in the face.

the guy doesn't even feel it.

we all jump in and the guy starts throwing us around like nothing. we can't drop him , we can't hurt the *******.

he starts running towards the door to escape , so i climb on his back trying to pull him back while he runs over my friend to get to the door.

i'm hanging off of him and at the corner of my eye i see an old frying pan.

i clock the **** a few times over the head with the frying pan.

[BOLLOCKS]

My lil bro would probably beat you Loc.

He's a bit like you anyway, watches films, doesn't go out much, no girlfriend.

But he's a bit of a natural fighter. If someone looks at me wrong in the street, I let it go. If someone looks at him wrong, he starts throwing punches, even if he's outnumbered and smaller.

Probably because he's smaller than I am. Bigger guys like to bully people, but smaller guys are quick to prove they can scrap just as well.

I'd spark him out.

He looked taller than you in one of teh FB pics..

[Left Hook Tua]

I'd tap you out, btw.

You're my friend, so I'd so for Americana from side control until you gave in. Anyone else and I'd use punches from mount or elbow from side control or mount. But I wouldn't use strikes, just so you could save ego by claiming to be the better boxer.

without fail.

whenever someone takes bjj......

the moment they learn a few moves and get good , they now all of a sudden think the can beat anyone in a fight.

"no matter how big they are , i can always take them down and as long as they don't know wrestling or bjj , i'll whoop him" , they tell themselves.....

i was the same way.

[Clegg]

why where they scared of your friends brother? was he big?


i got so many stories. (i grew up in a nice neighborhood but my school was in one of the worst neighborhoods)

the only one i tell the stories to is mak because some of it involved his family members and friends.

i think i told richie a few stories but i don't think he believes them and he just laughs.


i once beat up a 250 lb. tongan/samoan drug dealer with a frying pan.

we were given word that this drug dealer was using our name either for protection or intimidation.

i was still young at the time , so the older guys told me to take care of it. just tune him up and teach him a lesson. so i said okay.

my parents were in philippines on vacation so i had a friend arrange a meeting with him during the afternoon while my sisters were still in school.

we told him some bs about how we wanted to unload some shabu but we had no buyers.

the guy comes to the house with his friend (also my friend who is setting him up) and the dude is like 6 foot 1 or 6 foot 2 and about 250 lbs.

i was like 5'8 150 at the time. my 3 friends are about the same height except skinnier.

we were like "wtf?"

we told him the stuff is in the garage , check it out and give us an offer.

he walks into the garage and my friend cheap shots him right in the face.

the guy doesn't even feel it.

we all jump in and the guy starts throwing us around like nothing. we can't drop him , we can't hurt the *******.

he starts running towards the door to escape , so i climb on his back trying to pull him back while he runs over my friend to get to the door.

i'm hanging off of him and at the corner of my eye i see an old frying pan.

i clock the **** a few times over the head with the frying pan.

Did he go down after the frying pan shot?

I think the main reason they were scared of my friend's bro was confidence. He wasn't small. Maybe 6'1, and a few extra lbs, but that was fat not muscle. He could fight and I think did karate, but of course when someone is a stranger no one knows what they can do. They just knew he was willing to fight any of them and that scared them.

I remember a few weeks afterwards, one of them said to me "you guys will get it, that friend of yours walks past our houses every day, we're gonna get him".

He walked past all their houses at the same time every single day on his way home, and they still didn't do ****

Obviously I wouldn't want to fight 3 guys at once. But in my experience, or at least in England, the guys who only start when they are in a group are ******* compared to the guys who try to start a fight when they are alone or outnumbered.

I haven't had a street fight for ages though. Sometimes I feel I need one, just as a tune up

I think I mentioned the last street fight I had already. 3 of them talking **** to me, I could see where things were going so I started punching the biggest one. He ducked down so I ended up punching the top of his head a few times, my hand and wrist hurt for days afterwards. Then his friend jumps in but didn't really land much, then some girl from across the street came and broke it up and insulted them for not fighting 1 vs 1. The next time I saw the main guy he apologised.