Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

I'd go back to when I was 16-17. My life was a bit like a Sir Tom Jones post, but more interesting.

I was never that much of a bad ass. I remember once me and my friend were outnumbered, something like 2 of us against 6 or 7 of them. Then my friends brother turns up and offers to fight all of them and they back off. I never had any bad ass moments like that though, my little brothers tend to handle stuff themselves and don't call on me

why where they scared of your friends brother? was he big?


i got so many stories. (i grew up in a nice neighborhood but my school was in one of the worst neighborhoods)

the only one i tell the stories to is mak because some of it involved his family members and friends.

i think i told richie a few stories but i don't think he believes them and he just laughs.


i once beat up a 250 lb. tongan/samoan drug dealer with a frying pan.

we were given word that this drug dealer was using our name either for protection or intimidation.

i was still young at the time , so the older guys told me to take care of it. just tune him up and teach him a lesson. so i said okay.

my parents were in philippines on vacation so i had a friend arrange a meeting with him during the afternoon while my sisters were still in school.

we told him some bs about how we wanted to unload some shabu but we had no buyers.

the guy comes to the house with his friend (also my friend who is setting him up) and the dude is like 6 foot 1 or 6 foot 2 and about 250 lbs.

i was like 5'8 150 at the time. my 3 friends are about the same height except skinnier.

we were like "wtf?"

we told him the stuff is in the garage , check it out and give us an offer.

he walks into the garage and my friend cheap shots him right in the face.

the guy doesn't even feel it.

we all jump in and the guy starts throwing us around like nothing. we can't drop him , we can't hurt the *******.

he starts running towards the door to escape , so i climb on his back trying to pull him back while he runs over my friend to get to the door.

i'm hanging off of him and at the corner of my eye i see an old frying pan.

i clock the **** a few times over the head with the frying pan.

[BOLLOCKS]

My lil bro would probably beat you Loc.

He's a bit like you anyway, watches films, doesn't go out much, no girlfriend.

But he's a bit of a natural fighter. If someone looks at me wrong in the street, I let it go. If someone looks at him wrong, he starts throwing punches, even if he's outnumbered and smaller.

Probably because he's smaller than I am. Bigger guys like to bully people, but smaller guys are quick to prove they can scrap just as well.

I'd spark him out.

He looked taller than you in one of teh FB pics..

[Left Hook Tua]

I'd tap you out, btw.

You're my friend, so I'd so for Americana from side control until you gave in. Anyone else and I'd use punches from mount or elbow from side control or mount. But I wouldn't use strikes, just so you could save ego by claiming to be the better boxer.

without fail.

whenever someone takes bjj......

the moment they learn a few moves and get good , they now all of a sudden think the can beat anyone in a fight.

"no matter how big they are , i can always take them down and as long as they don't know wrestling or bjj , i'll whoop him" , they tell themselves.....

i was the same way.

[Clegg]

why where they scared of your friends brother? was he big?


i got so many stories. (i grew up in a nice neighborhood but my school was in one of the worst neighborhoods)

the only one i tell the stories to is mak because some of it involved his family members and friends.

i think i told richie a few stories but i don't think he believes them and he just laughs.


i once beat up a 250 lb. tongan/samoan drug dealer with a frying pan.

we were given word that this drug dealer was using our name either for protection or intimidation.

i was still young at the time , so the older guys told me to take care of it. just tune him up and teach him a lesson. so i said okay.

my parents were in philippines on vacation so i had a friend arrange a meeting with him during the afternoon while my sisters were still in school.

we told him some bs about how we wanted to unload some shabu but we had no buyers.

the guy comes to the house with his friend (also my friend who is setting him up) and the dude is like 6 foot 1 or 6 foot 2 and about 250 lbs.

i was like 5'8 150 at the time. my 3 friends are about the same height except skinnier.

we were like "wtf?"

we told him the stuff is in the garage , check it out and give us an offer.

he walks into the garage and my friend cheap shots him right in the face.

the guy doesn't even feel it.

we all jump in and the guy starts throwing us around like nothing. we can't drop him , we can't hurt the *******.

he starts running towards the door to escape , so i climb on his back trying to pull him back while he runs over my friend to get to the door.

i'm hanging off of him and at the corner of my eye i see an old frying pan.

i clock the **** a few times over the head with the frying pan.

Did he go down after the frying pan shot?

I think the main reason they were scared of my friend's bro was confidence. He wasn't small. Maybe 6'1, and a few extra lbs, but that was fat not muscle. He could fight and I think did karate, but of course when someone is a stranger no one knows what they can do. They just knew he was willing to fight any of them and that scared them.

I remember a few weeks afterwards, one of them said to me "you guys will get it, that friend of yours walks past our houses every day, we're gonna get him".

He walked past all their houses at the same time every single day on his way home, and they still didn't do ****

Obviously I wouldn't want to fight 3 guys at once. But in my experience, or at least in England, the guys who only start when they are in a group are ******* compared to the guys who try to start a fight when they are alone or outnumbered.

I haven't had a street fight for ages though. Sometimes I feel I need one, just as a tune up

I think I mentioned the last street fight I had already. 3 of them talking **** to me, I could see where things were going so I started punching the biggest one. He ducked down so I ended up punching the top of his head a few times, my hand and wrist hurt for days afterwards. Then his friend jumps in but didn't really land much, then some girl from across the street came and broke it up and insulted them for not fighting 1 vs 1. The next time I saw the main guy he apologised.

[Clegg]

without fail.

whenever someone takes bjj......

the moment they learn a few moves and get good , they now all of a sudden think the can beat anyone in a fight.

"no matter how big they are , i can always take them down and as long as they don't know wrestling or bjj , i'll whoop him" , they tell themselves.....

i was the same way.

I used to do boxing, plus I know from experience that I am physically stonger than most guys. I'm not boasting with that because of course lots of people are stronger than me, but you know what I mean. In the UK no one even knows wrestling, they don't do it in college or school like in the US.

Plus BJJ is the best martial art anyway...

I'd spark him out.

He looked taller than you in one of teh FB pics..

Probably because I was sitting down. I am bigger than my 3 brothers, taller+heavier.

[Left Hook Tua]

Did he go down after the frying pan shot?

I think the main reason they were scared of my friend's bro was confidence. He wasn't small. Maybe 6'1, and a few extra lbs, but that was fat not muscle. He could fight and I think did karate, but of course when someone is a stranger no one knows what they can do. They just knew he was willing to fight any of them and that scared them.

I remember a few weeks afterwards, one of them said to me "you guys will get it, that friend of yours walks past our houses every day, we're gonna get him".

He walked past all their houses at the same time every single day on his way home, and they still didn't do ****

Obviously I wouldn't want to fight 3 guys at once. But in my experience, or at least in England, the guys who only start when they are in a group are ******* compared to the guys who try to start a fight when they are alone or outnumbered.

I haven't had a street fight for ages though. Sometimes I feel I need one, just as a tune up

I think I mentioned the last street fight I had already. 3 of them talking **** to me, I could see where things were going so I started punching the biggest one. He ducked down so I ended up punching the top of his head a few times, my hand and wrist hurt for days afterwards. Then his friend jumps in but didn't really land much, then some girl from across the street came and broke it up and insulted them for not fighting 1 vs 1. The next time I saw the main guy he apologised.

nope. not from the 1st shot. i think i hit him like 3-4 times single handed and he didn't go down he just slowed down. i think he was dazed.

after 3-4 times singlehanded , i gave him like 3 shots double handed using all my power. that's when he went out cold.

once he was cold , then my other friends of course got brave and started teeing off on the poor unconscious man.

we had to carry him back to his car though , which was a ***** and we laid him out on the street a few blocks away. i think he had a concussion because he woke up in the car and he didn't move or say anything.

when we left him on the street he just laid there. not saying anything or moving.




"i don't mean to brag but i'm stronger than mere mortal men." -clegg



i was not the best fighter out of my friends. not the strongest either.

what i did learn is that i can take a ton of punishment. i've been hit with bats , car clubs , bottles and even stabbed but not once did i ever go unconscious.

even when i almost died , i didn't go unconscious. i didn't go unconscious until the doctos put me under.

[Left Hook Tua]

confidence makes others lose theirs to be honest.

there was plenty of times when i showed over-confidence that it saved my ass.

people tend to start wondering why you are so confident especially when outnumbered. they start thinking you might have a gun or knife or something.


though......confidence also got me arse kicked in once or twice too.

[Clegg]

nope. not from the 1st shot. i think i hit him like 3-4 times single handed and he didn't go down he just slowed down. i think he was dazed.

after 3-4 times singlehanded , i gave him like 3 shots double handed using all my power. that's when he went out cold.

once he was cold , then my other friends of course got brave and started teeing off on the poor unconscious man.

we had to carry him back to his car though , which was a ***** and we laid him out on the street a few blocks away. i think he had a concussion because he woke up in the car and he didn't move or say anything.

when we left him on the street he just laid there. not saying anything or moving.




"i don't mean to brag but i'm stronger than mere mortal men." -clegg



i was not the best fighter out of my friends. not the strongest either.

what i did learn is that i can take a ton of punishment. i've been hit with bats , car clubs , bottles and even stabbed but not once did i ever go unconscious.

even when i almost died , i didn't go unconscious. i didn't go unconscious until the doctos put me under.

I've never been in weapon fights. One time a guy tried stabbing me in the eye with a pen but I overpowed him so he couldn't do ****. He was ginger as well, I rest my case.

I remember a fight in school. A friend of mine had an argument with this big Columbian dude. Columbian dude was taller and stockier, so he grabbed my friend by the neck like it was nothing. But my friend is one of those people who doesn't give in, so he grabs his red ink pen and starts stabbing the Columbian dude in the neck over and over. By the time it was over you couldn't tell where the red ink stopped and the blood began

For me, the worst place to get hit in a fight is the nose. My eyes are sensitive, they start stinging when someone smokes around me sometimes, so when I get hit in the nose they get watery and it affects my vision and makes me look bad

I remember losing a fight to an older kid when I was about 12 and he hit me in the nose and I bled like a pig getting prepared for a dinner at Tua's house. I'd like to rematch that guy, like when Matt Damon KTFO that guy who beat him up in Kindergarten in Good WIll Hunting. He ducked me by leaving town not long afterwards.

[Clegg]

"I ain't try'na brag, but I was bloody good at it"

[Left Hook Tua]

man , in l.a. weapons are almost always involved.

that's how i got my reputation.

one time this MS13 flashed his .45 in his waistband at me and my friends.

i got right in his face , told him to gtfo.

then another time i ran into a group of OBS and their leader pulled a knife out. i shoved him and asked him if he wanted a piece of me.

that's where i got my reputation. the guy that don't care if someone has a gun or knife.


honestly? i wear glasses. during these confrontations i wasn't wearing my glasses or contacts.

i never saw the gun or the knife. i found out after the fact when my friends talked about it.

but i didn't let that get in the way of a nice story.