Limey Lang

[Clegg]

Girls usually agree or disagree. The ones who disagree didn't even trust me with regular doggie style so I never had a chance to slip it in the wrong'un.

One girl agreed and then started crying straight away. And I ended up with **** on my ****. Not the best of nights...

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Larry wants people to follow him on Twitter.

[Clegg]

Never mind twitter, follow me on the shitter

[Left Hook Tua]

Girls usually agree or disagree. The ones who disagree didn't even trust me with regular doggie style so I never had a chance to slip it in the wrong'un.

One girl agreed and then started crying straight away. And I ended up with **** on my ****. Not the best of nights...

don't ask , clegg.

if you have to ask the answer is no.


just do it and they'll let you know if it's ok or not then.

that was my mistake when i was richie's age. i asked.

if you ask , they will usually say no.

[Left Hook Tua]

who the hell is gonna follow him on twitter?

[Clegg]

"Can I call you 'David Izon' while I pound you girl?"

[Left Hook Tua]

"Can I call you 'David Izon' while I pound you girl?"

could be worse.

at least it's not michael moorer or john ruiz.

izon went 12 rounds.

[Clegg]

It's at the Judge Reinhold wanking scene now.

[Left Hook Tua]

It's at the Judge Reinhold wanking scene now.

you know i've never seen that movie?

seen parts. know about it.

never seen it whole though.

don't know what it's about.

[Clegg]

It's about teenagers at school. Some sex happens. Features a bunch of people who went onto big films. Kinda like American Pie but better.