street fight stories

[Dindu_Nuffin]

I'm the guy who throws the - straight RIGHT, out go the LIGHT(s).

[Left Hook Tua]

I once stripped naked in 11th grade walking up to a fight.. i had a white t shirt. Basketball shorts and briefs on with my marshall faulk shoes on.

I walked up and took my shirt off and then surprised everyone by pulling my shorts and briefs down and off.

Everyone was like "wtf"

I started getting on my toes back and forward in a boxing stance and was ready to throw down . 8 inches of meat smacking off my leg .

Guy was standing there ready to fight and than just said "Fck This shht" While starring at my big meat and then he walked away.

I gained popularity points that day .the next day at school lots of people starred at me and spread the news of what i did.

a combo tough guy/big penis internet brag.

impressive.

[Ivansmamma]

Me and my friend where out drinking and after a few beers we go to get some food. A few guys got annoyed with my friend for some reason and when we leave they go outside at the same time. They walk after us and insult my friend so i tell them to back off or we are going to have a problem. One guy walks up and stands right in front of me tells me something along the lines of i should walk away.

They are five against two so i decide we need advantage of first punch. The guy who stands right in front of me with chin out i hit him with a right hook on the chin and he goes down then other four guys jump on me and my friend. I got hit with one glancing blow to the head and my friend falls on ground and take a few kicks but security guard come and brake up fight before someone gets really hurt.

[Left Hook Tua]

In retrospect, I wish I had.

And yeah, total waste of a delicious sourdough pretzel. Fucking thing felt like a brick at the time though.

you would think his mama wouldve given him the "DONT WASTE FOOD. CHILDREN STARVING IN AFRICA." line.

go figure.

[El-blanco]

I'm the guy who throws the - straight RIGHT, out go the LIGHT(s).

Haha his ***** ass friend left real quick.

[Jc8804]

a combo tough guy/big penis internet brag.

impressive.

Im a shower. Ive always had this obsession of showing off my big dck. Get ladies attention. And make dudes feel inferior. I still do it. You just gotta look for ways
To "do it by accident so to speak" .

In college my nickname was **** pounder . I must have streaked down the street since hs over 12 times. Skinny dipped on purpose over 10 times. Walked out of the shower naked drying my hair with the towel over 10 times .

[Psylence83]

Im a shower. Ive always had this obsession of showing off my big dck. Get ladies attention. And make dudes feel inferior. I still do it. You just gotta look for ways
To "do it by accident so to speak" .

In college my nickname was **** pounder . I must have streaked down the street since hs over 12 times. Skinny dipped on purpose over 10 times. Walked out of the shower naked drying my hair with the towel over 10 times .

I've seen you post about your D in other threads......i'm not so sure this is a healthy obsession you have going on.

[Dindu_Nuffin]

Haha his ***** ass friend left real quick.

Hahah yeah that's the funniest part of the video. The friend is the one talking all the ****, acting hard, and instigating ****. But they swung on his friend first to take out the threat of him jumping in.

You see how quickly he fooking skeeted on out of there, though? LOL, literally as soon as that fist made contact, he was gone through the door.

Lol guy filming was like "where's your homie at"? And anther dude was like "he ran! he ran"!

[Dindu_Nuffin]

Haha his ***** ass friend left real quick.

Hahah ay could you understand what he was saying? "Ooohhh! GET THE DOE'SKI"! Lulz wot does that mean?

[El-blanco]

Hahah yeah that's the funniest part of the video. The friend is the one talking all the ****, acting hard, and instigating ****. But they swung on his friend first to take out the threat of him jumping in.

You see how quickly he fooking skeeted on out of there, though? LOL, literally as soon as that fist made contact, he was gone through the door.

Lol guy filming was like "where's your homie at"? And anther dude was like "he ran! he ran"!

Haha ya he just slid through the door so casually. And I have no clue what they were saying. loser deserved it.