street fight stories

[boxingfan91]

I did. I just don't like bragging about my performances like a dude-bro douchebag.

I'd sooner tell a story of any of the times I got ratpacked for the laughs.

Thats because none of your performances were worth bragging about.
Thats for not making me a mod you ****

[ßringer]

We need that fucking liar BossHogg in here. Didn't claim a ridiculous record like 108-0 in street fights before I curb-stomped his account?

[boxingfan91]

Our Warrior God made an appearance




I was just joking but errrrr

You still my n igga, im just paranoid around these parts of the scene

[ßringer]

I heard you look like slenderman.

I do.

With a smaller dick.

[Left Hook Tua]

I did. I just don't like bragging about my performances like a dude-bro douchebag.

I'd sooner tell a story of any of the times I got ratpacked for the laughs.

it's fun to tell fight stories. relive our dumb youth.

i like to tell the funny or weird ones.

just as long as there's a story. not those "I BEAT THEM ALL UP. I'M BAD ASS. THE END." , stories. i roll my eyes at those too.

[El-blanco]

I got clocked by a Jamaican chick in high school, chipped a tooth. Tough broad.

[ßringer]

it's fun to tell fight stories. relive our dumb youth.

i like to tell the funny or weird ones.

just as long as there's a story. not those "I BEAT THEM ALL UP. I'M BAD ASS. THE END." , stories. i roll my eyes at those too.

When I was a kid, I got a stale pretzel thrown at the back of my head by a fake thug from Ghana for rejecting his sister's advances, so I chased him 3 blocks, and smashed his snot-box in.

Happy now?

[Left Hook Tua]

When I was a kid, I got a stale pretzel thrown at the back of my head by a fake thug from Ghana for rejecting his sister's advances, so I chased him 3 blocks, and smashed his snot-box in.

Happy now?

did you say a corny arnold type line first?

like "IM GHANA KICK YO ASS"?



what a waste of a pretzel btw....

[Jc8804]

I once stripped naked in 11th grade walking up to a fight.. i had a white t shirt. Basketball shorts and briefs on with my marshall faulk shoes on.

I walked up and took my shirt off and then surprised everyone by pulling my shorts and briefs down and off.

Everyone was like "wtf"

I started getting on my toes back and forward in a boxing stance and was ready to throw down . 8 inches of meat smacking off my leg .

Guy was standing there ready to fight and than just said "Fck This shht" While starring at my big meat and then he walked away.

I gained popularity points that day .the next day at school lots of people starred at me and spread the news of what i did.

[ßringer]

did you say a corny arnold type line first?

like "IM GHANA KICK YO ASS"?



what a waste of a pretzel btw....

In retrospect, I wish I had.

And yeah, total waste of a delicious sourdough pretzel. Fucking thing felt like a brick at the time though.