I've been in tons of fights. I got punched by a midget in a strip club is the recent. It felt like a tickle, he really hit like a girl but Annie likes saying I got KTFO.
Craziest fight I was ever in I got hit with a beer bottle by a chick.
I really did knock someone out not even joking alpha bull****
Six blokes, one of me, knocked 3 down, managed to walk home with two broken hands, a couple of broken ribs and a few lumps on my forehead. All in a ****ing graveyard of all places, I got lost after a night out and they tried going through my pockets as I asked for directions.
This story is true, one time I was playing outside with the neighbor, and she kicked me in the nuts for no reason...so when I recovered I got up and slapped her. I was like in 1st grade, and had no idea why she did it.
This story is true, one time I was playing outside with the neighbor, and she kicked me in the nuts for no reason...so when I recovered I got up and slapped her. I was like in 1st grade, and had no idea why she did it.
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