Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I won't be a third wheel. Not for you, nor any hunk that happens by here.

It's cos of you me legs have gone.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Thing is mate, I reckon that bird didn't give a damn about the whole cause, and was only being coy due to the cameras.

Oh, I just saw that wretched witch shouting **** **** at that little girl/boy. I'd love a round with her.

Forget me being a limey poster, I'm genuinely ANGRY at that dirty brainwashing witch.

Aye, yer probably right. She was probably sucking off half her school when her family didn't have their beady little eyes on her.

I'd like to kick every one of em who's over 25 right in the ****. Maybe a two footed studs first tackle right in the **** instead of just a measly kick actually.

Hoff, me legs have gone, I've got absolutely nuffinc left.

Hold me up, lover.

Lean on me, when you're not strong,
I'll be your bum boy
And take advantage
For it won't be long
Till i'm gonna need
A good bum loving session


Southpaw, I said a prayer to alan for us in our thread in the pinoy lounge.

[Naps]

It's cos of you me legs have gone.

I think you are a beautiful, beautiful man.

When Hatton destroys zipperhead, I will be proud to tell people at work that I flirted with the richest man in the world.

(I just wrote all that by touch typing. The first time in my life a whole sentence without a mistake. You are the messiah. But.... I think dirty *** with Hoff would be better, he seems more caring and attentive)

[Southpaw Stinger]

I read it, babes. Brought a tear to me eye so it did.

I think you are a beautiful, beautiful man.

When Hatton destroys zipperhead, I will be proud to tell people at work that I flirted with the richest man in the world.

(I just wrote all that by touch typing. The first time in my life a whole sentence without a mistake. You are the messiah. But.... I think dirty *** with Hoff would be better, he seems more caring and attentive)

Very true. I always stop halfway through for a swig out of me Stella can.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I think you are a beautiful, beautiful man.

When Hatton destroys zipperhead, I will be proud to tell people at work that I flirted with the richest man in the world.

(I just wrote all that by touch typing. The first time in my life a whole sentence without a mistake. You are the messiah. But.... I think dirty *** with Hoff would be better, he seems more caring and attentive)

Caring and attentive, that's me my dear, and I'll still love yer in the morning. I'm a right soppy **** really.

Come here and spoon me.

I read it, babes. Brought a tear to me eye so it did.

Lets hope Alan hears our prayers, for he bleeding ignored me today when I went out for a run and made it piss down halfway through me run. What a ****!

[Southpaw Stinger]

Alan can be cruel sometimes, me lover.

But it is to test us. We will be rewarded with Stella and bum fun at the end of the day.

[Naps]

I read it, babes. Brought a tear to me eye so it did.




Very true. I always stop halfway through for a swig out of me Stella can.

I feel like a fly by night member of the Limey community here. I like it that way, yet envy the sorts of Hoff, Oasis, Jamobo Tua, Travis, Clegg, Southpaw.

I need help. I really do.

I'm a ****ing renegade, bring in questioners!!!!

**** **** ****.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Don't talk to me about that!! I got lobbed out of a Sheffield United YTS scheme for 6 red cards in a season. I could deliver all sorts of Yorkshire pain to them ****s. *** it, if I wasn't a twat I couyld be playing at least in the Unibond Prem now! haha
(as it happens I'm a middle manager chump, but happy as larry.)

6? Bleeding hell you did well Nappy. I only ever managed a yellow card here and there and I chalked up some brutal tackles so I did. Hard but fair though me dear, hard but fair.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Alan can be cruel sometimes, me lover.

But it is to test us. We will be rewarded with Stella and bum fun at the end of the day.

Tis all we can ask for darling.

When it is time to meet me maker and he asks what I have achieved in me life I shall say "What's it to you, ****. I had a good crack, drank lots of stella and had some tasty bum fun, now let me in, slag."

I feel like a fly by night member of the Limey community here. I like it that way, yet envy the sorts of Hoff, Oasis, Jamobo Tua, Travis, Clegg, Southpaw.

I need help. I really do.

I'm a ****ing renegade, bring in questioners!!!!

**** **** ****.

You're one of us Nappy my son. You are one of Alans children.

[Naps]

6? Bleeding hell you did well Nappy. I only ever managed a yellow card here and there and I chalked up some brutal tackles so I did. Hard but fair though me dear, hard but fair.

Aye, me temper was a ****. Not arsed tho, I was prolly never good enough anyway. Plus I get to drink every night now and not live like a ****ing nun.

My motto:

Rather be poor and anonymous, than rich and famous.