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    #36671
    Naps, yer a known beefcake, with a beef****, but are yer as wide in the shoulder area as Kemp?

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      #36672
      Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
      Naps, yer a known beefcake, with a beef****, but are yer as wide in the shoulder area as Kemp?
      2 classic clips there. Gervais has a laugh more infectious than aids.

      As for the question, I'm at the parents house for a few days, just niiped up to weigh me sen. 227lbs do for ya?

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        #36673
        Originally posted by Naps View Post
        Southpaw, this feisty edge of yours.....so......manly.
        :
        I have a darker side to me, Naps.

        Let's explore it, together

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          #36674
          Let me guess; yer 6'1 maybe 6'2 - thickly built thighs and triceps. 8 inch ****?

          How close was I, Babes?

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            #36675
            Originally posted by Naps View Post
            2 classic clips there. Gervais has a laugh more infectious than aids.

            As for the question, I'm at the parents house for a few days, just niiped up to weigh me sen. 227lbs do for ya?
            Bleedin' eck naps, yer just one pound lighter than I am.

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              #36676
              Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
              I have a darker side to me, Naps.

              Let's explore it, together
              If my darker, you mean browner, the I can make time for some caving.

              Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
              Let me guess; yer 6'1 maybe 6'2 - thickly built thighs and triceps. 8 inch ****?

              How close was I, Babes?
              Not far off laddie, me thighs are monsters due to me heavy sports days. Not packing that much heat though, and 6'1 is spot on.

              Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
              Bleedin' eck naps, yer just one pound lighter than I am.
              Imagine what we could do with laddie given half a day, 2 bottles of poppers and a tub of petroleum jelly.

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                #36677
                How much would yer love to shoot yer spunk all over that pink coat?

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                  #36678
                  Originally posted by Naps View Post
                  If my darker, you mean browner, the I can make time for some caving.



                  Not far off laddie, me thighs are monsters due to me heavy sports days. Not packing that much heat though, and 6'1 is spot on.



                  Imagine what we could do with laddie given half a day, 2 bottles of poppers and a tub of petroleum jelly.

                  I want to make a movie, Naps. Me, you and Laddie and I want it set in a prison showers. The rest writes itself.

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                    #36679
                    I'm close to 200 at the mo, but I am sportin' a fine beer belly.

                    With a constant exercise regime I could maybe get down to 175/180. I'm 5'10.

                    So I'm the perfect target for a ground 'N' pound by two such beefs as yerselves.

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                      #36680
                      Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                      I'm close to 200 at the mo, but I am sportin' a fine beer belly.

                      With a constant exercise regime I could maybe get down to 175/180. I'm 5'10.

                      So I'm the perfect target for a ground 'N' pound by two such beefs as yerselves.
                      Aye. Although my BMI says I'm overweight at 6'2. I think it's bull****ting me to be honest. 50 lbs of me is pure trousersnake afterall.

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