Limey Lang

[The RealDeal]

I was going to PM you a fake result, but forgot.

You get nothing from me son.

[TRAVI$]

****, lost a tenner on the Khan fight last night
Why couldn't the darkie just get the TKO/KO.

[Clegg]

Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby or Tess Daly?

I'd take Holly first. I got much love for her boobies.

[Carlton Banks]

[Sick/]

What is he doing in your sig?

[Chunk..]

You have good *******.

[Naps]

Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby or Tess Daly?

I'd take Holly first. I got much love for her boobies.

Willoughby, Daly then cotton. All 3 would get it though.

I tell you this, Lily Allen is improving like a fine wine as well I'd say.

[Carlton Banks]

What is he doing in your sig?

No idea. I don't even like him. This is someone else's alt.

[Carlton Banks]

[Carlton Banks]

Yesterday 07:50 PM - Carlton Banks

I think Gomez has a little secret. I see a distinct bulge down there.

Yesterday 07:57 PM - Clegg

You must have been staring at her minge a lot.

Yesterday 07:59 PM - Carlton Banks

I do like myself a bit of *******. She has just gone up in my ranks.

Yesterday 08:04 PM - Clegg

I want to corrupt her.

Yesterday 08:47 PM - Carlton Banks

Do you want to play something?

Yesterday 08:51 PM - Clegg

Yeah, I want to play 'stuff my **** up Selena Gomez'.

I might settle for a game of Team Fortress 2.

Yesterday 09:19 PM - Carlton Banks

That's Orange Box right?
Would you still want to **** her if she has a ****?

Yesterday 09:21 PM - Clegg

No, I have no interest in *******s.

If you like watching two guys having ***, then you're probably gay, even if one of them has long hair and some fake ****.

Yesterday 09:23 PM - Carlton Banks

But he wants to be a girl, so it's not gay.

Brought a smile to my face, that did.