Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Have you read Eric Claptons book?

A proper limey bum boy so he was. Good read actually, Although i'm only about 4 chapters in.

I haven't, but if you recommend it I'll have a butchers.

I keep doing that un'all hoffie. It's a **** so it is. Maybe we could cuddle up and read the oscar wilde bum book together, you can lick my fingers and i'll turn the pages.

You can read it out to me, maybe whisper it in me ear. That'd give the bleeding horn make no mistake.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Gyles Brandreth.

He has appeared on QI, Have I Got News For You, as well as a few others.

It's basically Oscar Wilde and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle trying to solve a murder around the time of the Ripper Murders.

Wilde's in the process of Writing The Picture Of Dorian Gray and Doyle's going through his Holmes' repertoire.

It's a cheeky little read, darling.

Sounds top notch. I'm gonna buy that tomorrow. Cheers laddie me darling.

Red army son, there are only a few sports fellas biographies or autobiographies I would read. Most of these ****s write them before they've even had a life. I bet you Amir Khan has got one out already an all.

[Oasis_Lad]

Amir Khan fought at Rourke's Drift.

[T-97]

I recently did that with Calzaghe's autobiography.

I should of sued them under the trade description act. 'No Average Joe', that's exactly what he is. I would prefer to see our Fraudly and Skelton partake in 12 rounds of foreplay again than finish this book.

I thought Calzaghes book was good. But of course, he is just holding Danny back

I haven't, but if you recommend it I'll have a butchers.

I do.

Although, I am slightly biased being a big Clapton fan, but it is a good laugh and interesting read.

Interesting points include him taking such potent acid he was high for three days straight.

[Jambo boy]

Sounds top notch. I'm gonna buy that tomorrow. Cheers laddie me darling.

Red army son, there are only a few sports fellas biographies or autobiographies I would read. Most of these ****s write them before they've even had a life. I bet you Amir Khan has got one out already an all.

He has, it's called 'I got knocked out in one init, it was dead good that.'

[T-97]

I bet you Amir Khan has got one out already an all.

And a fooking DVD

[Patty Tanager]

I did enjoy our Ricky's book though, it was a cracking read.

[Oasis_Lad]

Jade Goody's was the best.

Her grammar = flawless.

[T-97]

I did enjoy our Ricky's book though, it was a cracking read.

That was another good one.

I have Alis autobiography as well, fucking top notch IMO.

[Patty Tanager]

What?, you actually mean she can write?.