Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Oasis lad you are from Scotland? so i was wondering if you could tell me what people like Livingston are like, recently got with a girl from that area and is a Livi fan too, much love

I'm from Glasgow. Don't know much about Livingston folk I'm afraid. I imagine they'll be friendly like most Scottish people, unless they're neds of course.

[Oasis_Lad]

I used to go out with a girl from Glasgow. She was fun, but not really my kind of person.

"He's got a big bottom"-Roy Jones on Danny Williams.

The sovereign rings, knock-off jeans, heroin and 15 illegitimate babies become too much for you in the end, Clegg?

[Sir Tom Jones]

I'm from Glasgow. Don't know much about Livingston folk I'm afraid. I imagine they'll be friendly like most Scottish people, unless they're neds of course.

She ain't no ned, i know what a ned is too because she told me, starting to pick up the scottish lingo, bit hard to understand sometimes however with the accent but i have got a welsh accent so sometimes the things we say have to be constantly repeated, trying to convert her to a cardiff city fan however

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'm not a drug addict really, if I ever become one i'll bear that in mind though Hoff.

I was referring to your spunk. That David Seaman of yours sounds potent.

[Oasis_Lad]

That it is, Hoff. One hit and you're hooked, not just for this life, but the after-life as well.

[Clegg]

The sovereign rings, knock-off jeans, heroin and 15 illegitimate babies become too much for you in the end, Clegg?

I won't deny that it played a part, but it was mainly that we met at a club, went back to my place, and then I was silly enough to ask her out before finding out if we had anything in common. Turns out that we didn't.

And was a Rangers fan.

[Oasis_Lad]

I won't deny that it played a part, but it was mainly that we met at a club, went back to my place, and then I was silly enough to ask her out before finding out if we had anything in common. Turns out that we didn't.

And was a Rangers fan.

The final nail in the coffin.

Poor lass.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

That it is, Hoff. One hit and you're hooked, not just for this life, but the after-life as well.

I'll take your word for that me dear as I know you are a conosieur of the old David Seaman. Just like those tarts on the telly who do the wine tasting you gargle it and then spit it out, judging the quality like so:

Hmmm, an aroma of musky geraniums mixed with the strong flavour of old speckled hen. A beautiful concoction that delights the taste buds. Bravo!

[Oasis_Lad]

I gargle and judge, but spit out? never!

[T-97]

I was referring to your spunk. That David Seaman of yours sounds potent.

Ahhhh,

T'is indeed, want some?