Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

You been reading lately, Hoff?

I've fallen into the magical little world of a book called "Oscar Wilde And The Candlelight Murders"

Tis full of bum boys and make no mistake.

[Jambo boy]

You can't beat a good bum book.

[Patty Tanager]

I think i'm going to spam my way to 2000 posts tonight fella's. You have to think WWAD?.

Its for the best.

I think i'll send a Kronenbourg down the hatch too.

Takes the edge of these ****ING FOOTBALL threads.

[Oasis_Lad]

You can't beat a good bum book.

That you can't.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

You been reading lately, Hoff?

I've fallen into the magical little world of a book called "Oscar Wilde And The Candlelight Murders"

Tis full of bum boys and make no mistake.

Who wrote it?

I haven't read anything decent in a while actually. I keep on buying books, reading about 20 pages then deciding the book is **** and chucking it.

I'll get that Oscar bum boy book. I need a good read.

[T-97]

Who wrote it?

I haven't read anything decent in a while actually. I keep on buying books, reading about 20 pages then deciding the book is **** and chucking it.

I'll get that Oscar bum boy book. I need a good read.

Have you read Eric Claptons book?

A proper limey bum boy so he was. Good read actually, Although i'm only about 4 chapters in.

[Jambo boy]

I keep doing that un'all hoffie. It's a **** so it is. Maybe we could cuddle up and read the oscar wilde bum book together, you can lick my fingers and i'll turn the pages.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Oh, tell a lie, I read 'On Green Dolphin Street' and 'Devil may care' by Sebastian Faulks. They're both good books and worth reading. I like old Sebastian. 'Devil May Care' is a James Bond novel and it's top notch, though Bond doesn't really have much character in it IMO. It's a good yarn though.

[Oasis_Lad]

Who wrote it?

I haven't read anything decent in a while actually. I keep on buying books, reading about 20 pages then deciding the book is **** and chucking it.

I'll get that Oscar bum boy book. I need a good read.

Gyles Brandreth.

He has appeared on QI, Have I Got News For You, as well as a few others.

It's basically Oscar Wilde and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle trying to solve a murder around the time of the Ripper Murders.

Wilde's in the process of Writing The Picture Of Dorian Gray and Doyle's going through his Holmes' repertoire.

It's a cheeky little read, darling.

[Patty Tanager]

Who wrote it?

I haven't read anything decent in a while actually. I keep on buying books, reading about 20 pages then deciding the book is **** and chucking it.

I'll get that Oscar bum boy book. I need a good read.

I recently did that with Calzaghe's autobiography.

I should of sued them under the trade description act. 'No Average Joe', that's exactly what he is. I would prefer to see our Fraudly and Skelton partake in 12 rounds of foreplay again than finish this book.