Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

He also beats his wife up for not cooking his mate some bacon.

[Jambo boy]

He also beats his wife up for not cooking his mate some bacon.

****in too right. I would've ****in jibbed her up for that. If you were round mine and asked for a bacon sarnie, my mrs would be in there with the frying pan straight away. She knows her ****in place.

[Oasis_Lad]

[Jambo boy]

Class. I think needless violence like this should be legalised over here.

[Oasis_Lad]

Twas deserved though. The **** had ****d his daughter whom then killed herself.

[Jambo boy]

Twas deserved though. The **** had ****d his daughter whom then killed herself.

Well there you go. Personally I would've crept into his room at night, tied him to the bed and tortured him for days. But that's just me.

[Oasis_Lad]

He'd have came in his pants if one as ***y as yerself tied him to the bed.

[Jambo boy]

He'd have came in his pants if one as ***y as yerself tied him to the bed.

Just had to change the channel from SSN, getting bored of hearing that moody **** berbatov's name.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, all this transfer speculation is annoying as ****.

[Jambo boy]

Aye, all this transfer speculation is annoying as ****.

He's obviously not interested in coming to Brighton so he can **** off, we'll go for Ribenio