Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

You a Maradona on the footy pitch, Jambo? I've got some silky skills meself.

[Jambo boy]

You a Maradona on the footy pitch, Jambo? I've got some silky skills meself.

Nah i'm constantly injured. Shin splints at the moment. I used to be quite good when I was younger, but lost interest when I started smoking weed.

[Oasis_Lad]

I loved a good tear-up on the pitch.

[Jambo boy]

I loved a good tear-up on the pitch.

I enjoyed the showers after more to be honest.

I used to love playing on mushrooms, I used to play sunday league a few years ago and always used to eat 20 shrooms before the game. I used to play 10 times better for some reason. As soon as I stopped running though I used to spin right out. Started back playing sunday league last year but only played a handfull of games through injury, sad truth is laddie is i'm a fat **** now and can't do the things I used to on the pitch.

[Jambo boy]

We should have a boxing scene 5 a side tourny.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye; me , you, Hoff, hurricane and we'd convince Southpaw to go in goals.

[Jambo boy]

Aye; me , you, Hoff, hurricane and we'd convince Southpaw to go in goals.

The aftermatch showers would be interesting.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, me soapy trousersnake would be the centre of attention.

[Jambo boy]

Aye, me soapy trousersnake would be the centre of attention.

Where on the park did you play laddie?

[Oasis_Lad]

Down the wing on the right side; i had a fair bit of pace and could take the ball past people. I was also a competent finisher.