Limey Lang

[Jambo boy]

I'm out of sauce tonight.

All I've got is one ****in' can of Tennent's. No spirits, no wine, no cider. **** all!

I feel for yer laddie, i really do, i went out and bought 8 large bottles of san miguel for 12 squid. I've drunk 5 and i feel quite merry, i tell thee.

[Oasis_Lad]

If only I had your foresight, darling. Drink one for me.

[Jambo boy]

If only I had your foresight, darling. Drink one for me.

i will lover. I wil.

[Oasis_Lad]

I might give meself an enema with this last can, Dirty Sanchez style, and see if I can get a buzz that way.

[Jambo boy]

Just went to the fridge to get another and realised that I hadn't put any in. I've gotta drink a warm beer now. Life is tough.

[Oasis_Lad]

Your foresight has failed you.

[Patty Tanager]

A toast to the return of the Gaye Haye VI.

Fella's ive hit the old Carlsberg Exports in celebration of justice being served.

That roid-raging **** knows his place.

[Patty Tanager]

**** them in the freezer for ten and you'll be booming.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I've got some Jack Daniels left, and after that I'll crack on with this bottle of bulgarian whisky me mate bought me.

Me foresight is top notch so it is. 20/20 foresight, that's what it is.

[Jambo boy]

My foresight may be ****e, but my foreskin is something to cherish for eternity.

Only the ****s never gave it back to me after the circumsition.