Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll print yer up some t-shirts.

A logo of "The beef bayonet fundamentalists" is somthing that should be bleedin worn with pride.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'll print yer up some t-shirts.

A logo of "The beef bayonet fundamentalists" is somthing that should be bleedin worn with pride.

Will you help us train up new recruits southpaw?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Will you help us train up new recruits southpaw?

Will I get to display me beef bayonet skills in front of many aspiring young bum boys?

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Will I get to display me beef bayonet skills in front of many aspiring young bum boys?

Aye, they need to see an expert trousersnake handler in action before they attempt any maneuvers themselves. It's the only way to do it.

[Oasis_Lad]

We wouldn't give no warnings when we were about to explode though like the ****ing IRA did, we'd just shoot on sight.

Damn tootin' me love.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, they need to see an expert trousersnake handler in action before they attempt any maneuvers themselves. It's the only way to do it.

Then sign me up darling. I'll see them fellas get into shape.

[DELETED ACCOUNT 06]

can i join?

i only have a trouser maggot though

[TheHoff'sGhost]

can i join?

i only have a trouser maggot though

Why not. As Danny Williams says when he spreads his bum cheeks and invites Annie in -"I've always got room for a little'un."

Mickey, consider yerself recruited.

Southpaw, do you think you can mould this new recruits trousersnake into an upstanding beef bayonet, ready to take on FIFA and the world?

[DELETED ACCOUNT 06]

Come on Southpaw...teach me the ways!

[Southpaw Stinger]

Won't be easy, but anythings possible I suppose.

I have the midas touch when it comes to trousersnakes. They used to call me "Boldfinger" back in high school.