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    Come 'ere Margey.

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      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
      Come 'ere Margey.
      I'm here for you darling. Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.

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        Forget golden slumbers... how about some golden showers, eh.

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          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
          Forget golden slumbers... how about some golden showers, eh.
          I wouldn't say no. If you and southpaw sprayed me I'd revel in the golden shower and have a good sing song at the same time.

          :bukkake:
          "I'm singing in the rain
          Just singing in the rain
          What a glorious feelin'
          I'm happy again"

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            After me and Southpaw consume some cans it'll go from being a slight downpour to a class 5 hurricane, darling.

            Are you ready to brave the storm, Marge?

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              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              After me and Southpaw consume some cans it'll go from being a slight downpour to a class 5 hurricane, darling.

              Are you ready to brave the storm, Marge?
              A wee hurricane don't frighten me my love. When I was on board the good ship LoveMotion with the geriatric sailor I had to endure many days of harsh, unforgiving weather. The boat rocked from side to side and was thrown about like a rag doll, and that was just when we were having a bit of how's yer father. You should've seen it when the weather was bad.

              Shower away my love...

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                Hurricane Laddie is ready to pound your ports, Marge.

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                  Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                  Hurricane Laddie is ready to pound your ports, Marge.
                  Marge is braced and ready to face the rigours of hurricane laddie.

                  Laddie, have you finished your story yet?

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                    Originally posted by margebishop View Post
                    Marge is braced and ready to face the rigours of hurricane laddie.

                    Laddie, have you finished your story yet?
                    I've been to pissed to continue with it, darling. I might have a crack at finishing it today.

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                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      I've been too pissed to continue with it, darling. I might have a crack at finishing it today.
                      Completely understandable darling. Have you had a butchers at the competition? The Bringer posted up a right riveting read so he did.

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