Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Do you think England will go through now, darling?

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Do you think England will go through now, darling?

I think so Laddie, although I don't think we'll do anything when we get there. If we had of got knocked out in the qualifying stages it would have been ****ing terrible, but now we're all gonna get excited about the tournament, and when we get there we'll still be ****ing **** and get knocked out, probably quite early on. At least if we didn't make it then McClaren would have got the boot and maybe we could have got in someone decent and made some progress. We're bound to get through now, so it's basically just waiting for disappointment and delaying any progress that we could make.

[Oasis_Lad]

I agree, babes.

The talent's there, but the mentality has ****ed right off.

They should bring back the England-Scotland yearly matches, then me and you could go on at half time and have a ****-joust.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I agree, babes.

The talent's there, but the mentality has ****ed right off.

They should bring back the England-Scotland yearly matches, then me and you could go on at half time and have a ****-joust.

Me and me trousersnake would be up for that so we would.

All these footballers are ****ing fairies these days though, aint they darling? All they care about is their ego and their pay packet. The ****ers just aint got the heart and passion for the game like they used to in the past.

[Oasis_Lad]

Me and me trousersnake would be up for that so we would.

All these footballers are ****ing fairies these days though, aint they darling? All they care about is their ego and their pay packet. The ****ers just aint got the heart and passion for the game like they used to in the past.

Aye, FIFA should pass a law making it illegal for any player to earn more then £25K a week or be transfered for more than £10M.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Aye, FIFA should pass a law making it illegal for any player to earn more then £25K a week or be transfered for more than £10M.

That they should.

FIFA should also pass a law making it illegal for anyone to score more goals than Aston Villa in a match against them, but they never will, the ****s!

[Oasis_Lad]

That they should.

FIFA should also pass a law making it illegal for anyone to score more goals than Aston Villa in a match against them, but they never will, the ****s!

We need to carry out some ********* attacks on them ****s.

**** bombs though, they are old school.

We'll run up to Sepp Blater and shoot a Peter North style cumshot on his chops.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

We need to carry out some ********* attacks on them ****s.

**** bombs though, they are old school.

We'll run up to Sepp Blater and shoot a Peter North style cumshot on his chops.

What do you think they would call us on the news, laddie?

The David Seaman Assassins?

The Trousersnake Army?

The beef bayonet fundamentalists?

[Oasis_Lad]

What do you think they would call us on the news, laddie?

The David Seaman Assassins?

The Trousersnake Army?

The beef bayonet fundamentalists?

They are all ****in' good names for a ********* regime with such spunky plans.

The beef bayonet fundamentalists makes me anus tickle though - i'd go for that one.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

They are all ****in' good names for a ********* regime with such spunky plans.

The beef bayonet fundamentalists makes me anus tickle though - i'd go for that one.

We wouldn't give no warnings when we were about to explode though like the ****ing IRA did, we'd just shoot on sight.