Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

I'd double clothesline em and then start kicking **** out of em when they're on the floor. Those ****s are gobby ****es but they aint got no balls to back their mouth up with.

Take em both at the same time. That way you dont give one of em a chance to escape.

Sound advice, my love.

I'd love for me and you to get them ****s in a Hell in the Cell match.

[TheHoff!]

Sound advice, my love.

I'd love for me and you to get them ****s in a Hell in the Cell match.

They'd be mince meat darling. We'd have em for ****ing breakfast and then go to the pub to analyse our performance, which would of course have been immense.

[Oasis_Lad]

They'd be mince meat darling. We'd have em for ****ing breakfast and then go to the pub to analyse our performance, which would of course have been immense.

I'd drag one of the ****s to the pub and use em' as a footstool.

[TheHoff!]

I'd drag one of the ****s to the pub and use em' as a footstool.

Now that's clever thinking laddie...and if they happen to wake up at any point then they're in the ideal position for a good kicking.

[Oasis_Lad]

Now that's clever thinking laddie...and if they happen to wake up at any point then they're in the ideal position for a good kicking.

Always thinking ahead.... that's us, babes.

[TheHoff!]

Always thinking ahead.... that's us, babes.

Aye, no ****er will get one over on us laddie. I've posted alts at strategic vantage points and if any ****er even attempts anything there'll be an army of bum boys ready to jump in faster than a pinoy in a points giveaway thread.

Laddie, I must get some ***y kip now as I have to wake up at 5.

Goodnight darling.

Shag yer later

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, no ****er will get one over on us laddie. I've posted alts at strategic vantage points and if any ****er even attempts anything there'll be an army of bum boys ready to jump in faster than a pinoy in a points giveaway thread.

Laddie, I must get some ***y kip now as I have to wake up at 5.

Goodnight darling.

Shag yer later

The early bird catches the trousersnake.

Goodnight, my darling.

[Oasis_Lad]

Another day. Another crate to drink.

Life is good.

[TheHoff!]

Another day. Another crate to drink.

Life is good.

I'm broke until the 25th. Down a few for me laddie.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm broke until the 25th. Down a few for me laddie.

****ing hell! how will you cope?

I guess your plan to not blow all your wages in the first two weeks didn't quite happen then?