Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

It's the best way darling. As me old man once said, you're not a real man until you've stared the banter zombie in the face and said "I'll fist yer, ****!".

I'm waiting for that day laddie. I'll give the **** a blank stare then utter those words and if he so much as blinks then I'll do it, I really ****in will. He best not mess me, that's all I can say. The ****ing Dosia might be scared of him but not me.

You're the only one he's ever feared.

[TheHoff!]

Your the only one he's ever feared.

Laddie, what's your opinion on Jesus and shagging, do you reckon he was just shy, or maybe he was impotent? Some say he did actually have his end away with Mary Magdalene, but I aint so sure.

Do you reckon he was a bum boy laddie? Surely all those fellas who were his devoted followers looked up to him for a reason. They were his lovers weren't they. It's the only plausible explanation.

[Oasis_Lad]

Laddie, what's your opinion on Jesus and shagging, do you reckon he was just shy, or maybe he was impotent? Some say he did actually have his end away with Mary Magdalene, but I aint so sure.

Do you reckon he was a bum boy laddie? Surely all those fellas who were his devoted followers looked up to him for a reason. They were his lovers weren't they. It's the only plausible explanation.

He was tri-***ual and was at it every night with a different man or woman. Don't let these catholic church ****s tell you otherwise.

The only reason they say he was a celibate was because those lot couldn't pull a bird to save themselves. That's why they have to settle for little kiddies.

[TheHoff!]

He was tri-***ual and was at it every night with a different man or woman. Don't let these catholic church ****s tell you otherwise.

The only reason they say he was a celibate was because those lot couldn't pull a bird to save themselves. That's why they have to settle for little kiddies.

**** on laddie. These church going ****s get on my **** so they do. They aint got a decent trousersnake to play with so they turn to god for comfort and act like Jesus was a ****ing celibate shag monkey to make 'emselves feel better.

I aint having it. I want the world to know that Jesus' disciples were just after his love serpent...and he didn't turn water to wine. Those ****s were all drinking his special brew straight from his fountain of love.

[Oasis_Lad]

**** on laddie. These church going ****s get on my **** so they do. They aint got a decent trousersnake to play with so they turn to god for comfort and act like Jesus was a ****ing celibate shag monkey to make 'emselves feel better.

I aint having it. I want the world to know that Jesus' disciples were just after his love serpent...and he didn't turn water to wine. Those ****s were all drinking his special brew straight from his fountain of love.

Judas stabbing jesus in the back is actually a metephor for some bum love. He actually slipped his trousersnake up jesus' love tunnel.

[Dye]

Judas stabbing jesus in the back is actually a metephor for some bum love. He actually slipped his trousersnake up jesus' love tunnel.

...and the other disciples got jealous so denounced him. They thought "with us jesus is a giver, yet with satan he's a taker....that aint ****ing on!"

[Oasis_Lad]

...and the other disciples got jealous so denounced him. They thought "with us jesus is a giver, yet with satan he's a taker....that aint ****ing on!"

Bunch of ****ing girls.

Jesus ended up getting sick of all the girly goings-on and faked his death. He moved to America, shaved all his hair off and just partied all night in all the New York hot-spots - popping pills - having *** with ******** and just generally getting smashed.

[Dye]

Bunch of ****ing girls.

Jesus ended up getting sick of all the girly goings-on and faked his death. He moved to America, shaved all his hair off and just partied all night in all the New York hot-spots - popping pills - having *** with ******** and just generally getting smashed.

Aye, after plotting his fake death and sorting out the arrangements he was sitting at the last supper looking round at those fairies and thought "bread and wine? **** that for a meal! I'm off to fat yank land to lick coke off a ******** toned stomach".

I dont blame the lad, I really dont.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, after plotting his fake death and sorting out the arrangements he was sitting at the last supper looking round at those fairies and thought "bread and wine? **** that for a meal! I'm off to fat yank land to lick coke off a ******** toned stomach".

I dont blame the lad, I really dont.

I praise the lad.

[Dye]

I praise the lad.

Some may call the lad a scheming little ****e, but not me. He aint up there on Saddam's level but who is mind. He's got my respect.

Pat Sharpe, now that's a man who deserves a ****ing lot of respect. Has any man ever carried off the mullet as well as he has? I think not.