Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

They look alike to you too? Fascinating!

Girls I mean...

[Left Hook Tua]

They look alike to you too? Fascinating!

racist.....


you need to make asian friends.

asian wedding is the best.

none of that gift registry bull****. you just put money in an envelope.

bar? ***** please..... you have boxes of whisky and cognac at each table.

[Left Hook Tua]

Girls I mean...

who the hell looks at their face?

[Southpaw Stinger]

racist.....


you need to make asian friends.

asian wedding is the best.

none of that gift registry bull****. you just put money in an envelope.

bar? ***** please..... you have boxes of whisky and cognac at each table.

I feel all my problems would be solved by getting some Asian friends.

I make a point of never attending weddings though. I find them a bit much. A funeral on the other hand, you can't keep me away.

[Left Hook Tua]

I feel all my problems would be solved by getting some Asian friends.

I make a point of never attending weddings though. I find them a bit much. A funeral on the other hand, you can't keep me away.

nothing better than a drunk slut with low self esteem depressed that her friend got married before her, mate.

[Southpaw Stinger]

nothing better than a drunk slut with low self esteem depressed that her friend got married before her, mate.

I think you'll find a teenaged girl who lost her father in a road accident is just as good, mate.

[Left Hook Tua]

I think you'll find a teenaged girl who lost her father in a road accident is just as good, mate.

gotcha.

i'll give it a whirl.

hopefully someone i know bites it.

[Southpaw Stinger]

gotcha.

i'll give it a whirl.

hopefully someone i know bites it.

It's a deal.

You do that and I'll go and pal up with some Asians.

[Left Hook Tua]

It's a deal.

You do that and I'll go and pal up with some Asians.

don't forget the food at asian weddings too, mate.

none of that 4-5 course crap. they just pile up all these dishes at your table and you get pick what you want.

the trick is to be seated with the anorexic chicks wearing dresses 1 size too small. they don't eat anything.

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