Limey Lang

[rorymac]

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, The Pyramids, The Parthenon and the Olympics, The Coliseum.
I don't know how any of those things got done.

I still haven't taken the bins out.

I'm taking Italian kids round London all day every day this month

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[Southpaw Stinger]

[Clegg]

Wish Eamonn Holmes would **** off.

[Oasis_Lad]

Wish Eamonn Holmes would **** off.

So you can have a shot on his Missus?

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[Southpaw Stinger]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

[Oasis_Lad]

Are you Ed Flanders?

No, Ned Flanders.

My Mistake.

[Oasis_Lad]

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the dury. Who do you find more attractive? Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?

Judge: What is the point of all this?

Lawyer: I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt that I can waste the court's time by rating the superhunks.