The Rise and Fall of that Ziggy fella for Moi.
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Ah prefers Hunky Dory.Comment
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Low for me...Comment
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It's Bowie time, *****es!
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Brüno: Can I give you guys a word of advice? Lose the beards, because your King Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard... or a homeless Santa.Comment
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tua highlights at his homeboy cookie monster's wedding
1. didn't show up at ceremony, showed up at reception
2. hit on the bride
3. told bride she could have done way better
4. kicked groom out to take pic with bride alone
5. didn't wear belt because suit was "CUSTOM FITTED", unintentionally mooned half the guests
6. tua's knee pops out, spend an hour on ground crying. half of that hour with pants around waist
7. groped 2 women's breast.... minimum 2.... and maybe even 1 man's.
8. challenged 10 guys to fight.... minimum 10.... at least 2 when his pants were around my ankle....
9. threatened groom's brother over 25k drug debt.... at his table.... in front of his family....
10. when introduced to groom's brother's girlfriend, asked her if she's the reason he owes homeboys money.
11. when maid of honor was introduced, screamed outloud "I USED TO TAP THAT!", her husband was not amused.
12. when 3rd bridesmaid was introduced, screamed "HIT THAT TOO!", her date was not amused either.Comment
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13. ******* gives groom shot to drink.... cup was filled with soy sauce....
14. tua kept calling guests by the wrong name.... even though he's known them for almost 15 years....
15. douchebag kept speaking in 3rd person all night too.
16. screamed outloud to bride "I THINK YOU CAN GET AN ANNULMENT IF ITS WITHIN 48 HOURS"
17. lost hair tie to ponytail... kept whipping hair around with his hands like he was fabio
18. was talking to sisters' homegirl when pants fell.... proceeded to talk for another minute in his boxers before pulling pants back up....
19. argued with usher about seating arrangement. proceeded to sit at random tables screaming "WHO'S GONNA TELL ME I CAN'T SIT HERE.
20. began hitting on korean girl with big ****. didn't realize he dated the girl 5 years ago. "YEAH I KNOW YOUR NAME, WE DATED FOR 2 MONTHS!" "OH.... I KNEW THAT... I WAS JOKING. YOU LOOK GOOD, I'VE MISSED YOU."Comment
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