Limey Lang

[TRAV1$]

That ***y cow.

[TRAV1$]

Just to think those girls were probably in this video only a couple of years ago.......

I'm out of here.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Feed me. The World can wait.

[Clegg]

Where you at Vet? Got a new sig quote for you.

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Where you at Vet? Got a new sig quote for you.

bring it

[- v e t -]

although i dont know that anything will replace the current

i @ it randomly throughout the day

[Clegg]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?



























































































































None.

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English man walks into a bar in the heart of the Irish countryside.

He says to the barman: "Excuse me old boy, but could you perhaps tell me the quickest way to get to the town of Ballyomahony".

"Of course I can my english Gentleman friend, tell me - are you walking or driving"

"Oh, I have the car parked right outside" replies the english gent.

"Good" say's the barman "cause that's the quickest way".

[Southpaw Stinger]

A night of Irish jokes eh? I'll gladly sit and appreciate this.

If you can sneak in a few Welsh ones too I'll be very grateful.

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Three men walk into a bar: a Frenchman, an Italian and an Irishman. Each orders one beer. Three flys fly into the bar and one fly lands in each man's beer.

The Italian man plucks the fly out of his beer, says "tutto e bene" (all is well)" and drinks the beer.
The Frenchman shows his beer with the bug still inside it to the bartender and demands another beer.
The Irishman yanks the bug out of the beer, grabs it by it's wings, shakes it while yelling

"Cough it up, you wee theivin' bastard!"