Limey Lang

[Chunk..]

Irish people are smart.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Double date in Wales.

[- v e t -]

i've looked through like 10 pages of irish jokes and those were the only two i liked

[Chunk..]

5 bill in the bank.

[- v e t -]

time to get banned aye?

[- v e t -]

keep this ****

Cowell tells me that in addition to himself and Antonio “L.A.” Reid, the chairman of Island Def Jam Music Group who resigned to join The X Factor panel on Fox (and about whom Simon said “was my No. 1 choice to sit alongside me on the show"), he has made up his mind to bring back Paula Abdul beside him and to add a heavily tattooed Brit singer convicted of assault while making a racial slur and who's virtually unknown to American audiences, Cheryl Cole.

[Clegg]

She got found guilty of assault but not guilty of the race thing/element.

I wouldn't say she's heavily tattooed either.

It makes her sound like a member of Iron Maiden or something

[Left Hook Tua]

Irish people are smart.

they left ireland to live in scotland.

micks are not very bright.

[- v e t -]

cole is probably the only thing i'll watch relating to the show, but she's shot to bits...

by **** i meant cowell

[BOLLOCKS]

"If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?"

-Jimmy Carr