I have a Tinder date in literally an hour

[Beercules]

I just got done cleaning.

I was joking like " you should come play monopoly tonight " and she was like ok I'll bring beer.


Jesus ****ing Christ. So unprepared.


Yo. If you guys don't hear from me or I don't post in 2 days, you already know. I'm in a swamp with my cat.

[flipbjefrox]

Nice! Have fun!

[E10Rifle]

As an experienced former dater and now happily married family man, I only have one bit of advice for you:

Make sure you get the orange set (New York Ave. etc.). It’s the best value in the game.

[Eddy Current]

You should make ****** moves on purpose so she whoops you!

[-MEGA-]

[Beercules]

Yo and she might be bringing a friend. *****. Whaaaaaaaa

[Beercules]

Just took a Xanax.


Why am I tripping.

[Rudyo]

Yo and she might be bringing a friend. *****. Whaaaaaaaa

[1bad65]

Yo and she might be bringing a friend. *****. Whaaaaaaaa

Try for a threesome.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

I have a feeling beercules rarely talks to chicks if this caught him by surprised.

anyways good for you.

Wrap it up lil buddy.