****ing serious.
Think about it. Is there anything better than a caulk? D1cks are awesome, no ****.
Seriously, name me ONE negative thing about having a penor. Just one.
1. It's flexible, so it doesn't get in the way.
2. You use it to piss, inseminate unsuspecting sloots, and bludgeon betas or big willie type cats who try and step to you.
3. It's aesthetic.
4. You can even lift weights with it.
5. It's a symbol of man/maleness. Self explanatory here.
6. You can literally spend all day thinking about its glory (think, AlexKid)
7. You can swing it around obnoxiously out of windows.
8. You can stroke it to pleasure yourself, or you can spear someone with it to pleasure them - versatility.
9. Chemical warefare - you essentially assault, subdue, and control females with your chemical warhead known as semen - self defense, espionage, world domination all at the bidding of your balls and meat cannon.
I mean we could go on and on, but really, aren't we blessed? It's time we stepped back and said wait a minute...no matter how life might suck right now, let's not forget I have a fooking beef whistle hanging between my legs, and that's a fooking game changing equalizer in life if there ever was one. A work of art attached to your body.
Think about it. Is there anything better than a caulk? D1cks are awesome, no ****.
Seriously, name me ONE negative thing about having a penor. Just one.
1. It's flexible, so it doesn't get in the way.
2. You use it to piss, inseminate unsuspecting sloots, and bludgeon betas or big willie type cats who try and step to you.
3. It's aesthetic.
4. You can even lift weights with it.
5. It's a symbol of man/maleness. Self explanatory here.
6. You can literally spend all day thinking about its glory (think, AlexKid)
7. You can swing it around obnoxiously out of windows.
8. You can stroke it to pleasure yourself, or you can spear someone with it to pleasure them - versatility.
9. Chemical warefare - you essentially assault, subdue, and control females with your chemical warhead known as semen - self defense, espionage, world domination all at the bidding of your balls and meat cannon.
I mean we could go on and on, but really, aren't we blessed? It's time we stepped back and said wait a minute...no matter how life might suck right now, let's not forget I have a fooking beef whistle hanging between my legs, and that's a fooking game changing equalizer in life if there ever was one. A work of art attached to your body.
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