Is there anything better than a penis?

[LoadedWraps]

Alexkid is King of penis, you can call him the Penis King.

Negative sir. AlexKid can't be King of penis because AlexKid does not know how to use penis correctly. This is evidenced by the fact that he always makes threads asking for expertise. Annie on the other hand is a master at wielding a penis and maximizing his ROI.

[LoadedWraps]

Yes, a detachable penis

Dude, that cat in your avi, he was in Deadwood, I rate Deadwood as #2 all time as far as shows go.

[LoadedWraps]

[Elroy The Great]

if i could change one thing about our set up, i would make them be retractable. roll em out when you need em. as it is, out junk is vulnerable to horrific damage.

[LoadedWraps]

if i could change one thing about our set up, i would make them be retractable. roll em out when you need em. as it is, out junk is vulnerable to horrific damage.

That sounds awful though. That feeling you get when once of your balls gets ****** up into your body, to have that happen to your dyck, that just makes me shudder.

[Elroy The Great]

That sounds awful though. That feeling you get when once of your balls gets ****** up into your body, to have that happen to your dyck, that just makes me shudder.

a **** n balls case would bulge too much. women know where to hurt us

[LoadedWraps]

a mod corrected the spelling in my thread title. I used two e's on purpose doe.

[Elroy The Great]

a mod corrected the spelling in my thread title. I used two e's on purpose doe.

mods ruin everything

[LoadedWraps]

a **** n balls case would bulge too much. women know where to hurt us

Thnk about how that would work against you though...

what if you picked up a sloot and thought it was a girl til you brought her home and it was a ******...but you only find this out after she's tied you up and then she gives it to you RAW like the WWE.

[Elroy The Great]

Thnk about how that would work against you though...

what if you picked up a sloot and thought it was a girl til you brought her home and it was a ******...but you only find this out after she's tied you up and then she gives it to you RAW like the WWE.

i strips em 1st. make sure the product is as advertised. especially in this day and age.