Whats Your Morning Routine?

[-jose-]

Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to post on BS soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before the Mods start bitchin' bout my e-friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young e-thugs on NSB throwin up gang signs
Ran in the VIP Lounge and grabbed my clip
With the MAC-10 on the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the e-thugs kept steppin
Jumped in the fo' hit the green k on my ride
I got front and back and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play
Bumpin new shit by NWA
It was "E-Points E-Points" at the top of the list
Then I played my old shit , it went somethin like this:

[New England]

I honestly usually start my day by popping 2 percocet, wash it down with a shot. Wake up and smoke a J while making a little bit of coffee. This is at like 1 am, i finish drywall and do the intricate stuff so i gotta be in and out of there in time for the rest of the crew to arrive at 8-9am and do their ****.

really?....

[Duggie]

Stir at the crack of noon, take a dump then have a wank and ponder whether to go back to sleep or not

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

-wake up at 4:30am

-drink my first cup of coffee while taking a shit and read up on news, scrolling thru BS and or watch ESPN on me phone...I sit on the throne for a good 10-15 minutes or until I'm done with my coffee

-jump in shower scrub my nuts/clean my ass

-out the shower around 5am

-get dressed/pack my and wife's lunch/boil some eggs for me and wife another cup of coffee and bounce around 5:30am

NOTE: If I see a tittie or some ass while I'm getting dress then things change a bit/another shower is added to the routine and I'll leave around 6am

You **** and drink coffee at the same time? Pinche savage....

[-jose-]

You **** and drink coffee at the same time? Pinche savage....

doesn't everybody?

[Rudyo]

really?....

Yep, I have to take painkillers for my back. I got scoliosis, and I'm a little bit of an alcoholic haha. I mainly just do it to kinda wake myself up too. But yeah, the early mornings are usually the worst, cause I wake up and my back is really stiff and painful. I got a prescription dude lol. I take like 8 a day, **** kinda sucks. My job doesn't help much either. Drywalling takes a toll on your back and shoulders, which just messed with it more.

[Beercules]

Wake up at like 9
Drink water as soon as I wake up, then coffee
Make some motha****in Jimmy Deans
Shower
Go to work, say what's up to my regular drunk customer (I really don't know how this guy is still alive he just passes out on the bar until like 2)
Sit on my ass and do nothing until 4

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

doesn't everybody?

Este vato come y caga a la misma vez.

That's gangsta bro...

[2shameless]

doesn't everybody?

I can't imagine eating or drinking anything on the crapper. Smell goes hand in hand with taste. When I drink coffee, the smell of it percolating first thing in the morning is a large part of the experience. But to each his own.

Mine goes more like coffee, pushups, situps, dump, shower, shave, breakfast. Lately I've cut out the coffee, kinda throwing off the routine a bit.

[-jose-]

Este vato come y caga a la misma vez.

That's gangsta bro...

I can't imagine eating or drinking anything on the crapper. Smell goes hand in hand with taste. When I drink coffee, the smell of it percolating first thing in the morning is a large part of the experience. But to each his own.

Mine goes more like coffee, pushups, situps, dump, shower, shave, breakfast. Lately I've cut out the coffee, kinda throwing off the routine a bit.

I'm not eating meals while I crap now lol just coffee, you guys should try it makes the dookie come out nice and smooth...like s snake