My list of ***ual exploits

[ßringer]

I lost it since I quit drinking for good, you get crazy ideas with intoxicants.

Oh yeah.

I prefer booze when I'm doing something like this (writing), but I prefer other stuff when it comes to other artistic outlets.

Why'd you stop drinking for good? Did it become a problem?

[Canelo Phresh]

Poet - A+. I can honestly say that I expected this one to be bad going in, but I was in a dry spell and found myself in desperate need for a hole to unload my love pudding inside of - ANY hole.

The night started off well with Poet inviting me over to his mother's basement where we ended up sharing a TV dinner and watching old "Buck Rogers" reruns. As the night wore on I could tell he was incredibly lonely and began questioning if I were a bad person for exploiting this simply for ***ual gratification. That doubt eventually dissipated once Poet made his move.

After some mutual fondling on the couch we stripped each other down and began foreplay. I was very impressed that his breasts were larger than those of any girl I'd ever ****ed before, so I spent quite a while playing with his *******. Even when completely naked, he was as shy as anybody I'd ever met and I could see that he just wasn't comfortable enough to really enjoy what was going to happen, so I slipped a roofie in his mountain dew while he wasn't looking.

Pretty soon Poet was passed completely-the-**** out and I began to have my way with his jiggly ass. I was kind of weirded out by all the 80s hair metal band tattoos he'd tattooed all over his ass cheeks, but I managed to put it out of my mind while I did the deed.

Poet woke up before I could finish but he was still groggy and defenseless so, at the point of ******, I rolled his fat ass over, squeezed his flappy man t*ts together, and thrust my c*ck between them until I unloaded several ropes of stringy homemade yogurt all over his Woody Allen glasses.

Poet passed out again shortly after I'd given him a bountiful facial and, not wanting to be around when he woke up, I quickly dressed myself and left the house.

1 Full post? Good lord.

[ßringer]

1 Full post? Good lord.

I was buzzed when I started this thread.

I'm completely ****faced now. I could make a few more entries, but I'd have ti interrupt my flow of whiskey and Jimi Hendrix, and I'm not sure I want to do that right now.

[Canelo Phresh]

I was buzzed when I started this thread.

I'm completely ****faced now. I could make a few more entries, but I'd have ti interrupt my flow of whiskey and Jimi Hendrix, and I'm not sure I want to do that right now.

If youre ever in Vegas drinks and lodging are on my Bringer. Youre good people and hilarious.

[ßringer]

If youre ever in Vegas drinks and lodging are on my Bringer. Youre good people and hilarious.

I sincerely appreciate the offer. One of these days, I'm going to take everybody from BS up on their offers of free drinks and lodging. I'll just tour the entire west coast sleeping on couches and getting ****faced.

[Tay Roc]

robust - F. Another failure of a ****, though not for lack of trying on our parts. We both ended up disappointed with the size of each other's d*cks, put our clothes back on, and had a few drinks while we pondered what it must be like to be ****ed by Canelo's ATG snake.

That's what happens when you have a pair of growers and not showers...without the growing.

[Spray_resistant]

Oh yeah.

I prefer booze when I'm doing something like this (writing), but I prefer other stuff when it comes to other artistic outlets.

Why'd you stop drinking for good? Did it become a problem?

I know what you mean, it really promotes creativity in an altered state and I quit for good because I just have no recoop power anymore its fun when your like 21 or 22 and you can play and not pay the next day but I guess I used it all up early. I'm a little older and I won't be feeling right after a night of drinking for like a day and a half, have not drank since late September.

[ßringer]

I know what you mean, it really promotes creativity in an altered state and I quit for good because I just have no recoop power anymore its fun when your like 21 or 22 and you can play and not pay the next day but I guess I used it all up early. I'm a little older and I won't be feeling right after a night of drinking for like a day and a half, have not drank since late September.

I'm not that young, and I don't have any problem with recouping after a serious night of binging. In fact, I can probably count the number of times I've gotten a hangover in my entire life on one hand. Did you let your tolerance fall off or something?

[paulf]

Does exposing these guys due to a moment of weakness make you feel powerful, Bringer? These men trusted you in the most intimate way, and you betrayed them.

Now you have to live with that.

[ßringer]

Does exposing these guys due to a moment of weakness make you feel powerful, Bringer? These men trusted you in the most intimate way, and you betrayed them.

Now you have to live with that.

Well, Paul...when you put it that way, I can't help but feel like scum.