I Want To Buy Your Soul!!!

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

If you are right I'm offering free cash for nothing.

If so why have not more people signed.

Or, I could have just bought your soul for all of eternity.


Fair play to you for standing by your convictions.

Not sure others will have that resolve, despite all their bravado.

I will call YOU on your bluff.

I will sell you my soul, for $2000 American Dollars.

You might ask why for real money, because if you are so certain the soul is real, then $2000 is nothing to pay for something like that, right?

I will send you my paypal account and you can send me the money. I will sign my soul away to you no problem. If you believe the soul to be real, then pay REAL money for it.

As a matter of fact, give me 2000 pounds since you are British.

Put up or shut up.

[Xyei]

Assuming you believe in this crap.

1. Do you honestly think that you can collect souls over the internet for fake points and "karma." Is that how it's supposed to work?

2. If this is how it works, doesn't it make you a bad person for taking advantage of foolish people who are carelessly signing over their souls for imaginary items? I don't think your god would approve.

3. What exactly can or would you do with someone's soul?

[D4thincarnation]

I will call YOU on your bluff.

I will sell you my soul, for $2000 American Dollars.

You might ask why for real money, because if you are so certain the soul is real, then $2000 is nothing to pay for something like that, right?

I will send you my paypal account and you can send me the money. I will sign my soul away to you no problem. If you believe the soul to be real, then pay REAL money for it.

As a matter of fact, give me 2000 pounds since you are British.

Put up or shut up.

Call my bluff, sure you have.......


Calling my bluff would be excepting the offer, and you should if you are 100% sure you don't have a soul.

Your unacceptable counter offer is just proof to me that I am right and for all of the bravado of these so called non believers, there is a part of them that does believe and when it comes down to the crunch they fold, just like you have done.

[D4thincarnation]

Assuming you believe in this crap.

1. Do you honestly think that you can collect souls over the internet for fake points and "karma." Is that how it's supposed to work?

2. If this is how it works, doesn't it make you a bad person for taking advantage of foolish people who are carelessly signing over their souls for imaginary items? I don't think your god would approve.

3. What exactly can or would you do with someone's soul?

Say none of it does work, people are just turning away a free million points. Not really worth much at all but it is still free.

And yes I am a bad person.

[D4thincarnation]

My imaginary soul is worth more than your imaginary points...

You could do with the Green K though.

[D4thincarnation]

When I was in high school I had a white tee that I sharpie'd "YOUR SOUL FOR $1" on. Got the idea from a Simpsons episode where Milhouse has a bow rowed into heaven by his own and Bart's souls after purchasing Barts.

I got quite a few, and would have the other party and a witness as well as myself sign a contract I had made copies of. One guy sold his soul for a hot pocket.

Ill look around and see if I can find the folder with them in it later.

Great episode, did you get anybody asking for their soul back.

[Russian Crushin]

The devil already has a contract on my soul, you'd have to contact him for it

[D4thincarnation]

The devil already has a contract on my soul, you'd have to contact him for it

Says the non believer.


Seems like that rainbow coloured unicorn has got your dignity as well.

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

Call my bluff, sure you have.......


Calling my bluff would be excepting the offer, and you should if you are 100% sure you don't have a soul.

Your unacceptable counter offer is just proof to me that I am right and for all of the bravado of these so called non believers, there is a part of them that does believe and when it comes down to the crunch they fold, just like you have done.

Hahaha, it's not unacceptable. See I can sign off like bringer and do something that means nothing to me because I don't have a soul.

YOU are the one that is so convinced it's real, so PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

I mean isn't the soul the most important thing to you? So I'm selling you mine, all you have to do is pay a measly 2 grand for it. Hell, I will lower the price to 1 grand.

Do it if it's real...

[ßringer]

Cuauhtemoc has a point : If you really believe that A.) The soul exists, and B.) That it is of great value, you'd take him up on his offer.

I kinda hope that you don't, though. I mean, I know my fictitious soul is worthless, but if this prick gets even a hundred bucks for his and all I got was karma and lame points, I'm going to be pretty pissed.



Thankfully, I know that you're full of **** when it comes to the "value of the soul." Meaning that your own convictions are questionable due to the fact that you're unwilling to trade anything tangible for it.