[PLEASE HELP] I Want To Buy Your Soul!!!

[D4thincarnation]

OK, here it is, to all you so called atheist out there, lets test your metal?

I willing to buying your soul from you, for some Green K and 1 million points. You may say that not enough, but if you don't believe you have a soul and their is no afterlife, ghosts, heaven and hell, and what not, you have nothing to worry about, do you?


All you have to do is reply to this post and fill in your name where it say USERNAME and when you receive your Green K and 1 million points, I will have your (imaginary soul for eternity)

I the person that is USERNAME on boxingscene forums, here by willingly sell my soul to the person who is the D4thincarnation character (writer of this thread) on the boxingscene forums for eternity.

The soul can be rightfully claimed by D4thincarnation once Green K has been received and 1 million points have been transfered to USERNAME'S account.

Once payment has been received no refund can be given or soul returned, and the transaction shall be final.

I fully understand and accept the terms of the agreement and understand by replying to this post I am bound by the terms of the contract.

USERNAME

All you have to do is reply to this post and put you name in where it says USERNAME

For all your talk, I betting most of you still have doubts and won't risk it

Offer non-negotiable, Offer ends 31st Osctober 11:59 pm GMT

[ßringer]

I, the person that is ßringer on boxingscene forums, here by willingly sell my soul to the person who is the D4thincarnation character (writer of this thread) on the boxingscene forums for eternity.

The soul can be rightfully claimed by D4thincarnation once Green K has been received and 1 million points have been transfered to ßringer's account.

Once payment has been received no refund can be given or soul returned, and the transaction shall be final.

I fully understand and accept the terms of the agreement and understand by replying to this post I am bound by the terms of the contract.

ßringer

P.S : There's no such thing as a soul and you're a ****ing idiot, now please give my my green and points in exchange for this imaginary soul of mine.

[ßringer]

"The User D4thincarnation has just sent you a Donation in the amount of 1000000.

Reason: Purchasing Soul."

This has to be right up there with the dumbest **** that's ever taken place on these boards.

[D4thincarnation]

I, the person that is ßringer on boxingscene forums, here by willingly sell my soul to the person who is the D4thincarnation character (writer of this thread) on the boxingscene forums for eternity.

The soul can be rightfully claimed by D4thincarnation once Green K has been received and 1 million points have been transfered to ßringer's account.

Once payment has been received no refund can be given or soul returned, and the transaction shall be final.

I fully understand and accept the terms of the agreement and understand by replying to this post I am bound by the terms of the contract.

ßringer

P.S : There's no such thing as a soul and you're a ****ing idiot, now please give my my green and points in exchange for this imaginary soul of mine.

Thanks.

[ßringer]

If only it was this easy to take money from ******s in real life.

[D4thincarnation]

This has to be right up there with the dumbest **** that's ever taken place on these boards.

If you are right I'm offering free cash for nothing.

If so why have not more people signed.

Or, I could have just bought your soul for all of eternity.


Fair play to you for standing by your convictions.

Not sure others will have that resolve, despite all their bravado.

[ßringer]

If you are right I'm offering free cash for nothing.

If so why have not more people signed.

Because you just created this thread on a week-night less than an hour ago.

Or, I could have just bought your soul for all of eternity.


Fair play to you for standing by your convictions.

Not sure others will have that resolve, despite all their bravado.

I don't think it has anything to do with convictions - I think most people will just think you're an idiot and move along. Which is exactly what I was going to do until I read the whole "for all your talk, I betting most of you still have doubts and won't risk it" bit, which I took as a challenge to endure your ******ity for a brief period of time.

Unfortunately, that time has concluded.

Thanks for the (equally worthless) points.

[paulf]

When I was in high school I had a white tee that I sharpie'd "YOUR SOUL FOR $1" on. Got the idea from a Simpsons episode where Milhouse has a bow rowed into heaven by his own and Bart's souls after purchasing Barts.

I got quite a few, and would have the other party and a witness as well as myself sign a contract I had made copies of. One guy sold his soul for a hot pocket.

Ill look around and see if I can find the folder with them in it later.

[-MEGA-]

My imaginary soul is worth more than your imaginary points...

[Xyei]

This is one of the dumbest threads I've ever seen in the lounge.