Useless Thread™ - LAST PERSON TO POST WINS!

[kaps]

When I die, I want to go out peacfully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in the car....

[kaps]

The reason hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars is that it's easier to go faster when you're always going downhill....

[kadyo's]

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how ****** war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them...

The problem is where to get those small pumpkins during war.

[kaps]

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired....

[badblood]

[Tony Blitz]

holy **** that asian is shooting a sick cannon why's it so ****in stiff

[kaps]

The problem is where to get those small pumpkins during war.

I'm sure they're just layin around....

[badblood]

[badblood]

[kaps]

You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye...