Useless Thread™ - LAST PERSON TO POST WINS!

[xcaret]

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick....

hey guess what.. i win

[kaps]

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer...

[kaps]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might if they screamed all the time for no good reason...

[Tony Blitz]

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[kaps]

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done....

[badblood]

[kaps]

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone....

[outofline]

you think people can fly at year 2200?

[kaps]

Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, "Hey, how's it going?" So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now who's asking the questions?"

[kaps]

I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks....