Got laid by a fatty last night

[Beercules]

coo then man, yea see what's good in helping her lose that weight, and then u ain't got to worry about dealing with dumb bitches no more.

the one i showed u live here in vegas, but she probably already having dudes lining up trying to get at her now

remember that one fine chick i showed u i used to work with, guess since she making money now she ain't looking for a guy with money, just someone who can build her a house. u know how to put down some tile? lol

Lmao actually I can lay down tile. I'm not an expert but I'll get the job done incorrectly.


I was talking to some other chick (already ****ed) and she's like "bring me out on a date Saturday"


My broke ass just paid my electric bill I can't be spending dough on chicks

[Beercules]

there u go man, u one step closer in getting with my fine co worker lol. i'll b like i think my homie know how to fix the sink too.

if other chick wants a date, take her to park. she said date, didn't say u need to pay for anything lol

That's what turned me off about the other chick. She's talking about marriage and kids and all this dating.

I already ****ed so why can't we just hang out and I cook at my apartment until my money is up?


Turn off and red flag.

[Beercules]

there u go man, forget this one, and stick with the librarian.

i bet u ask the librarian to go on a date to the library and show u some good books, she wouldn't trip.

shoot library even got movies for free, rent a movie from the library for free and watch it at home lol.

want more free things to do, bet if u told librarian to find some grass and chill and read she'd b down for it. u don't got to read, u could just take a nap while she reads. date for free

Thats the way I'm sliding.


Plus the other chick has a picture of her and her ex from a couple years ago.


I'm like "why is that still up?" She's like oh because I looked good. ***** please.

[BodyBagz]

I would say early Adele so not TOO bad

Not bad at all

[BodyBagz]

smart, and pretty with nice tits, just on the fat side.

that's still good man. the fat can be worked on, if she was ******, ugly, and flat, you can't do nothing with that.

you work on her losing that fat, you went from a quarter to a nickle, hopefully one day a dime

peep out this fatty:



and now peep her after losing the weight:




bet dude who paid her no attention cuz she was fat kicking himself now

The thing is, if dude would have stayed with her as a fatty, she may never have been incentivized into getting into shape.

[jaded]

smart, and pretty with nice tits, just on the fat side.

that's still good man. the fat can be worked on, if she was ******, ugly, and flat, you can't do nothing with that.

you work on her losing that fat, you went from a quarter to a nickle, hopefully one day a dime

peep out this fatty:



and now peep her after losing the weight:




bet dude who paid her no attention cuz she was fat kicking himself now

Once they lose the weight and realize how hot they are, they turn into b1tches.

[deathofaclown]

We've all done it, it's ok once a year or something

Just don't make a habit of it or settle for one.

[kara]

Once they lose the weight and realize how hot they are, they turn into b1tches.

Yes and no. I was with one who went through this kind of change and she had crazy amount of stretch marks once the clothes came off

[BodyBagz]

that's true too.

guess where i was getting at was just using this one as an example for aa fatty with a nice face dropping that weight. beer could take his fatty with a nice face, do some work with her, and turn her into somethin even more nice

TBF, knowing what the guy looks like (no h0mo) would also help.
Maybe he's a slob, too.

In any event, they should both be happy with how things turned out.
He can get a new GF who's in shape and she can now take a million selfies with confidence.

[markusmod]

We've all done it, it's ok once a year or something

Just don't make a habit of it or settle for one.

I always remember hearing fat girls gave the best head.... I felt that was always overrated.