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    #21
    Originally posted by Beercules View Post

    I can relate to this. Eager to please


    Went from Harry Potter to head in like 20 min.
    On a whale scale between early Adele and right now Lizzo, where would your fatty be at ?
    Mine was about Adele's league

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      #22
      Originally posted by b Murphington View Post

      My **** needs some mouth action.
      Dip your shlt in ranch sauce.

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        #23
        Originally posted by BodyBagz View Post

        Dip your shlt in ranch sauce.
        Actually that might help. My girls not fat yet, but she’s working on it.

        I wish she wouldn’t eat straight trash food sometimes, but it’s whatever. She lets me stick my teeny tiny **** inside of her so I can’t be too upset at her.
        Last edited by b Murphington; 10-20-2023, 12:42 AM. Reason: Sorry. I accidentally said “weiner” instead of “c0ck” and we all know that “wiener” just doesn’t cut it.
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          #24
          As soon as I read the title of this thread, I knew it was yours.
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            #25
            Originally posted by Beercules View Post
            Super freak. The part that's funny is she's a school librarian



            Tinder rebound. It is what it is
            Well played beer, a lay is a lay
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              #26
              Originally posted by b Murphington View Post

              How many girls have you fu#ked? We in the double digits now?

              Second question, how many STD’s have you had?
              No bull**** I'm in the 30s. I had a Tom Brady like run in my mid 20s. Yeah some were ugly or fat or both but I ****ed some baddies


              STD free baby

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                #27
                Originally posted by BodyBagz View Post

                On a whale scale between early Adele and right now Lizzo, where would your fatty be at ?
                Mine was about Adele's league
                I would say early Adele so not TOO bad

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                  #28
                  Fatty give the best heads.
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by HrNY

                    smart, and pretty with nice tits, just on the fat side.

                    that's still good man. the fat can be worked on, if she was ******, ugly, and flat, you can't do nothing with that.

                    you work on her losing that fat, you went from a quarter to a nickle, hopefully one day a dime

                    peep out this fatty:

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                    and now peep her after losing the weight:




                    bet dude who paid her no attention cuz she was fat kicking himself now
                    God damnnnnnn she's smoking. The chick I was with kind of looks like that
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by HrNY

                      then there u go man, keep her.

                      work with her through getting rid of that fat, and you'll have a dime inside and out

                      *edit, o dang, maybe i didn't read it right, r u saying the girl u were with prior to fatty looked like that, or does current fatty look like this chick i just posted? lol

                      but regardless, if current girl who happens to b a fatty has a nice smile and good person, then stick with it and see if u can make her lose the weight cuz then she'll jump up a couple of points but will know u been with her even when she was a fatty(just hope if she becomes a dime she won't drop you and become an IG thot)
                      Oh nah she didn't look like that she's still chubby but mad cool and she's smart.


                      I can't deal with dumb bitches

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