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[JRM]

You read about bum ass Italy only selling 200 tickets for the England game? .

[F l i c k e r]

Walcott
Lennon
Sterling
Agbonlahor
Jesus Navas

Actually, Valencia might be in there somewhere as he's apparently the fastest sprinting footballer with the ball...and also Arsenal Japanese youngster Miyaichi is meant to be some speed demon.

andre schurrle has to be in there somewhere.

[Sparked_26]

mo Salah is quick.

Bale in his stride is incredibly fast probably the quickest for me. I'd like to see him race Theo.

Yaya Toure is fast too when he actually shifts. Those guys actually run like sprinters. The rest are tricky winger types explosive over 10 yards.

Bale will eat a pitch up in seconds.

[Sparked_26]

You read about bum ass Italy only selling 200 tickets for the England game? .

I know what is that? Pitiful.

We deserve a better national team. We follow these mediocre ****s in great numbers.

[El Fenomeno]

You read about bum ass Italy only selling 200 tickets for the England game? .

For an entire nation that is pretty embarrassing.

There are 7/8 clubs in the championship that would probably take more than that.

[F l i c k e r]

mo Salah is quick.

Bale in his stride is incredibly fast probably the quickest for me. I'd like to see him race Theo.

Yaya Toure is fast too when he actually shifts. Those guys actually run like sprinters. The rest are tricky winger types explosive over 10 yards.

Bale will eat a pitch up in seconds.

Ramires as well huh?

[Sparked_26]

Ramires is very quick. But what's the point when you have his ball control? He couldn't trap a brick at times.

I am very down on him at moment. He has had the worst season of any Chelsea player I can remember and we have had Torres for a while. And plenty of drek back in the day.

I hope he re-discovers how to play football over the summer. He lost the plot last year. Scolari must be on crack to have picked him for Brazil. He was a pub player at times.

[BOLLOCKS]

Name teh top 5 slowest footballers in teh premiership with or without teh ball take your pick.

[Sparked_26]

Name teh top 5 slowest footballers in teh premiership with or without teh ball take your pick.

Would be keepers' innit.

Gareth Barry is ****ing slow as is JT

[Toastman]

Name teh top 5 slowest footballers in teh premiership with or without teh ball take your pick.

Mertesacker! He's so slow I swear I've seen him start to go backwards when he's running!