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[Sparked_26]

Ffs

I had the smallest glimmer of hope that Southampton might do they're old parent club a favour and draw/beat City....

3-0 after 20 minutes.

They might have done but you Super Soton or Liverpool as they’re known have taken anyone half decent.

Gave them Danny Ings though.

City are s.hit hot though can’t deny it. Teams also immediately present their anuses against them.

They’re at the level now that anyone below top 6 will probably start to rest players against them. Because a lot of teams in the prem despite having good players are basically f.ucking sh.ite.

[Caught Square]

They might have done but you Super Soton or Liverpool as they’re known have taken anyone half decent.

Gave them Danny Ings though.

City are s.hit hot though can’t deny it. Teams also immediately present their anuses against them.

They’re at the level now that anyone below top 6 will probably start to rest players against them. Because a lot of teams in the prem despite having good players are basically f.ucking sh.ite.

Lol yeah that's the most frustrating thing, I thought teams would be more brave after last season but City are just relentless to be fair.

You could swap out their whole front 3 and it would hardly look weakened. Only slight saving grace is you guys hi******* Jorginho so they lack cover for Fernandinho but that's nitpicking really.

Can't believe i'm saying this but I might root for United to get a result next week!

[Sparked_26]

Yeah got to root against Citeh at this point.

Because this is their first proper team. They’ve League titles before but they pissed it last year and they’ll crap all over everyone this year.

The saving grace is that some of their stal***** are getting older like Silva, Kompany, Fernandinho and even Aguero.

Chelsea learned that when the big voices start leaving the team usually suffers even if they don’t play.

That said it looks easy playing for City. Silva plays with a cigar in. C.unt will play til he’s 63 years old.

Fernandinho is a refereeing blind spot. He could sucker punch the ref and get a booking

[Sparked_26]

Yeah got to root against Citeh at this point.

Because this is their first proper team. They’ve League titles before but they pissed it last year and they’ll crap all over everyone this year.

The saving grace is that some of their stal***** are getting older like Silva, Kompany, Fernandinho and even Aguero.

Chelsea learned that when the big voices start leaving the team usually suffers even if they don’t play.

That said it looks easy playing for City. Silva plays with a cigar in. C.unt will play til he’s 63 years old.

Fernandinho is a refereeing blind spot. He could sucker punch the ref and get a booking

[Sparked_26]

Andros Townsend does his absolute bollocks in against Chelsea every time. Had another good one.

So that’ll mean he won’t play well against anyone else until about March.

I do enjoy watching Chelsea though. I think our defence means teams like Palace will take it to us rather than pulling their pants down.

Someone crap will eventually beat us

[F l i c k e r]

Probably West Ham. They've finally got the ball rolling with Pelligrini and we usually have a piss take in their home.

Them or maybe the foxes. Can never count out hoofing it up to Vardy against a high line with the likes of Luiz and Alonso in it.

Who'd win between this City and the treble United though?

[Sparked_26]

I’d like to have seen this City against 05/06 Chelsea.

Irresistible force vs Immovable object.

I think Chelsea would kick fook out of em literally.

I think City will probably rip Luiz/Alonso to bits.

That axis has done 10 times better than I thought but Luiz still makes at least 1 error a game and Alonso on a back 4 has no recovery pace.

[Sparked_26]

I’d like to have seen this City against 05/06 Chelsea.

Irresistible force vs Immovable object.

I think Chelsea would kick fook out of em literally.

I think City will probably rip Luiz/Alonso to bits.

That axis has done 10 times better than I thought but Luiz still makes at least 1 error a game and Alonso on a back 4 has no recovery pace.

[The Ox]

Nothing to see here folks, City styling on bums as usual.

[*OG Wenger*]

Wenger is about to become AC Milan apparently.

Imagine Wenger-ball in Serie A ��