Why Do Girls Get Angry When You Tell Them to Leave in The Morning?

[Move BRICKS?/a>]

So I nailed this real jazzy looking ***** the other day. She had some real emotional issues, her boyfriend just broke up with her and her little sister had just died. So I figured "OH HELL YEAH BABY TIME TO SWOOP IN FOR THE KILL." Told her that I wanted to be with her forever/had a crush on her for a long time and invited her over for a movie.

******** her, rubbed her out, ate her until my boner felt like it was going to explode. Got in, smashed the cutty about a thousand times, blew my load all up in it. Really didn't want to wind up sleeping next to the broad, but I was so worn out that I didn't give a ****. Passed out and woke up the next morning with her on me. I kinda shoved her head off my chest and stood at the side of the bed, pondering about what I should do. Finally I said in a loud tone, "EH." She woke up and giggled and ****, but I wanted some BINNISS if you know what I mean. She was staring at me standing there rubbing my **** for about 30 seconds until she got the picture. Backed herself up and I broke another one off in her. I flopped down onto my bed, satisfied. Only to see her mimic me and lay down as well.

So I asked her the only logical question,

"What are you doing?"

To which she replied all cute,

"Huh?"

So I told the *****,

"Yeah, you should probably get going."

I went in the kitchen and made some coffee while she awkwardly got her **** together and took off. ***** didn't even say anything, she just peaced.

Is it just me or are girls ******ed? Shouldn't they know by now that the only thing guys want is to smash the cutty up? Or do all of these fatherless bitches really think that guys want to marry them?

BRICKS

PS:Any bitches in the NYC area wanna get the beef injection, I'm real good looking.

[1000 Left Fist]

you could have atleast made a video and sent it to me fuuucker. pics?

[phallus]

LOLz....


i know a guy who was f.ucking some girl in the park and the cops came and started shining their flashlights around, f.ucking pigs, and he just put his clothes on and letf her there, lying naked on the grass, LOL, and then he wondered why she never spoke to him again

[paul750]

If it wasn't for the exploitation part, I'd say she deserves everything she gets for being naive. But seeing as she was probably vulnerable at the time, that's a pretty low way to get a screw. Life has a habit of biting you back in the ass for the things you do.

[phallus]

If it wasn't for the exploitation part, I'd say she deserves everything she gets for being naive. But seeing as she was probably vulnerable at the time, that's a pretty low way to get a screw. Life has a habit of biting you back in the ass for the things you do.

usually with a long dry spell of no ***** or a wart on the **** head

[The Fix]

i never ask them to leave in the morning they usually have more motivation than i do.... ill be lazy all day if you let me

[phallus]

i never ask them to leave in the morning they usually have more motivation than i do.... ill be lazy all day if you let me

i don't ask them to go in the morning, if they stick around i'll poke them again

[The Fix]

i don't ask them to go in the morning, if they stick around i'll poke them again

hellz yes. whats better than morning poon? nothing, thats what.

[fight_professor]

So I nailed this real jazzy looking ***** the other day. She had some real emotional issues, her boyfriend just broke up with her and her little sister had just died. So I figured "OH HELL YEAH BABY TIME TO SWOOP IN FOR THE KILL." Told her that I wanted to be with her forever/had a crush on her for a long time and invited her over for a movie.

******** her, rubbed her out, ate her until my boner felt like it was going to explode. Got in, smashed the cutty about a thousand times, blew my load all up in it. Really didn't want to wind up sleeping next to the broad, but I was so worn out that I didn't give a ****. Passed out and woke up the next morning with her on me. I kinda shoved her head off my chest and stood at the side of the bed, pondering about what I should do. Finally I said in a loud tone, "EH." She woke up and giggled and ****, but I wanted some BINNISS if you know what I mean. She was staring at me standing there rubbing my **** for about 30 seconds until she got the picture. Backed herself up and I broke another one off in her. I flopped down onto my bed, satisfied. Only to see her mimic me and lay down as well.

So I asked her the only logical question,

"What are you doing?"

To which she replied all cute,

"Huh?"

So I told the *****,

"Yeah, you should probably get going."

I went in the kitchen and made some coffee while she awkwardly got her **** together and took off. ***** didn't even say anything, she just peaced.

Is it just me or are girls ******ed? Shouldn't they know by now that the only thing guys want is to smash the cutty up? Or do all of these fatherless bitches really think that guys want to marry them?

BRICKS

PS:Any bitches in the NYC area wanna get the beef injection, I'm real good looking.

Hilarious post. Esp the last bit.

[Dirt E Gomez]

despite obviously being full of ****, it's a rookie mistake

I don't remember the last time I picked up a chick and took her back to my place. That's bad form.