so i nailed this real jazzy looking ***** the other day. She had some real emotional issues, her boyfriend just broke up with her and her little sister had just died. So i figured "oh hell yeah baby time to swoop in for the kill." told her that i wanted to be with her forever/had a crush on her for a long time and invited her over for a movie.
******** her, rubbed her out, ate her until my boner felt like it was going to explode. Got in, smashed the cutty about a thousand times, blew my load all up in it. Really didn't want to wind up sleeping next to the broad, but i was so worn out that i didn't give a ****. Passed out and woke up the next morning with her on me. I kinda shoved her head off my chest and stood at the side of the bed, pondering about what i should do. Finally i said in a loud tone, "eh." she woke up and giggled and ****, but i wanted some binniss if you know what i mean. She was staring at me standing there rubbing my **** for about 30 seconds until she got the picture. Backed herself up and i broke another one off in her. I flopped down onto my bed, satisfied. Only to see her mimic me and lay down as well.
So i asked her the only logical question,
"what are you doing?"
to which she replied all cute,
"huh?"
so i told the *****,
"yeah, you should probably get going."
i went in the kitchen and made some coffee while she awkwardly got her **** together and took off. ***** didn't even say anything, she just peaced.
Is it just me or are girls ******ed? Shouldn't they know by now that the only thing guys want is to smash the cutty up? Or do all of these fatherless bitches really think that guys want to marry them?
bricks
ps:any bitches in the nyc area wanna get the beef injection, i'm real good looking.
u should of ****ed her again in the morning and then got rid of her what were thinking???????
So I nailed this real jazzy looking ***** the other day. She had some real emotional issues, her boyfriend just broke up with her and her little sister had just died. So I figured "OH HELL YEAH BABY TIME TO SWOOP IN FOR THE KILL." Told her that I wanted to be with her forever/had a crush on her for a long time and invited her over for a movie.
******** her, rubbed her out, ate her until my boner felt like it was going to explode. Got in, smashed the cutty about a thousand times, blew my load all up in it. Really didn't want to wind up sleeping next to the broad, but I was so worn out that I didn't give a ****. Passed out and woke up the next morning with her on me. I kinda shoved her head off my chest and stood at the side of the bed, pondering about what I should do. Finally I said in a loud tone, "EH." She woke up and giggled and ****, but I wanted some BINNISS if you know what I mean. She was staring at me standing there rubbing my **** for about 30 seconds until she got the picture. Backed herself up and I broke another one off in her. I flopped down onto my bed, satisfied. Only to see her mimic me and lay down as well.
So I asked her the only logical question,
"What are you doing?"
To which she replied all cute,
"Huh?"
So I told the *****,
"Yeah, you should probably get going."
I went in the kitchen and made some coffee while she awkwardly got her **** together and took off. ***** didn't even say anything, she just peaced.
Is it just me or are girls ******ed? Shouldn't they know by now that the only thing guys want is to smash the cutty up? Or do all of these fatherless bitches really think that guys want to marry them?
BRICKS
PS:Any bitches in the NYC area wanna get the beef injection, I'm real good looking.
Boy, you look just like a hog. Go on an drop them pants, Imma **** you in the ass!
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