Why Do Girls Get Angry When You Tell Them to Leave in The Morning?

[Welter_Skelter]

So I nailed this real jazzy looking ***** the other day. She had some real emotional issues, her boyfriend just broke up with her and her little sister had just died. So I figured "OH HELL YEAH BABY TIME TO SWOOP IN FOR THE KILL." Told her that I wanted to be with her forever/had a crush on her for a long time and invited her over for a movie.

******** her, rubbed her out, ate her until my boner felt like it was going to explode. Got in, smashed the cutty about a thousand times, blew my load all up in it. Really didn't want to wind up sleeping next to the broad, but I was so worn out that I didn't give a ****. Passed out and woke up the next morning with her on me. I kinda shoved her head off my chest and stood at the side of the bed, pondering about what I should do. Finally I said in a loud tone, "EH." She woke up and giggled and ****, but I wanted some BINNISS if you know what I mean. She was staring at me standing there rubbing my **** for about 30 seconds until she got the picture. Backed herself up and I broke another one off in her. I flopped down onto my bed, satisfied. Only to see her mimic me and lay down as well.

So I asked her the only logical question,

"What are you doing?"

To which she replied all cute,

"Huh?"

So I told the *****,

"Yeah, you should probably get going."

I went in the kitchen and made some coffee while she awkwardly got her **** together and took off. ***** didn't even say anything, she just peaced.

Is it just me or are girls ******ed? Shouldn't they know by now that the only thing guys want is to smash the cutty up? Or do all of these fatherless bitches really think that guys want to marry them?

BRICKS

PS:Any bitches in the NYC area wanna get the beef injection, I'm real good looking.

See.. you got no game.. what were YOU doing making the coffee..??

I would have got her to make my coffee, breakfast and roll my morning spliff..If I needed anything as the store I would have sent her.. THEN I would have told her to leave..

[Dirt E Gomez]

despite obviously being full of ****, it's a rookie mistake

I don't remember the last time I picked up a chick and took her back to my place. That's bad form.

That didn't come out perfectly. It's bad form in the sense that you should never bring a chick back to your place. Always go to there's.

[vanilamilkshake]

See.. you got no game.. what were YOU doing making the coffee..??

I would have got her to make my coffee, breakfast and roll my morning spliff..If I needed anything as the store I would have sent her.. THEN I would have told her to leave..

oh stop it, you know you wouldnt do that. youre just showing off in front of the guys.

pfffft.

youd make the coffee and tell her to come in the shower with you while it brewed so you can suds her up and make her beautiful body all shiny wet so you can poke her in the ass.

and then youd make some blueberry muffins with some butter you churned yourself and put into lovely molds so they look pretty when she goes to spread them on her warm muffins.

and then later on, youd take her shopping for new shoes.

[MonsieurGeorges]

cuz they are all mindless sub-humans addicted to **** thats why

[Welter_Skelter]

oh stop it, you know you wouldnt do that. Youre just showing off in front of the guys.

Pfffft.

Youd make the coffee and tell her to come in the shower with you while it brewed so you can suds her up and make her beautiful body all shiny wet so you can poke her in the ass.

And then youd make some blueberry muffins with some butter you churned yourself and put into lovely molds so they look pretty when she goes to spread them on her warm muffins.

And then later on, youd take her shopping for new shoes.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[paul750]

oh stop it, you know you wouldnt do that. youre just showing off in front of the guys.

pfffft.

youd make the coffee and tell her to come in the shower with you while it brewed so you can suds her up and make her beautiful body all shiny wet so you can poke her in the ass.

and then youd make some blueberry muffins with some butter you churned yourself and put into lovely molds so they look pretty when she goes to spread them on her warm muffins.

and then later on, youd take her shopping for new shoes.

No straight man is that camp.

[fight_professor]

^^

LOL.

Esp the shopping line...

[elfag]

the broken up with the boyfriend thing is no big deal


but her sister just died and you still swooped in on it? damn man thats cold lol

[Derranged]

You could have been a little more subtle when asking /"telling" her to leave. Make up an excuse or something.

But im no judge.

[Don Flamenco]

So I nailed this real jazzy looking ***** the other day. She had some real emotional issues, her boyfriend just broke up with her and her little sister had just died. So I figured "OH HELL YEAH BABY TIME TO SWOOP IN FOR THE KILL." Told her that I wanted to be with her forever/had a crush on her for a long time and invited her over for a movie.

******** her, rubbed her out, ate her until my boner felt like it was going to explode. Got in, smashed the cutty about a thousand times, blew my load all up in it. Really didn't want to wind up sleeping next to the broad, but I was so worn out that I didn't give a ****. Passed out and woke up the next morning with her on me. I kinda shoved her head off my chest and stood at the side of the bed, pondering about what I should do. Finally I said in a loud tone, "EH." She woke up and giggled and ****, but I wanted some BINNISS if you know what I mean. She was staring at me standing there rubbing my **** for about 30 seconds until she got the picture. Backed herself up and I broke another one off in her. I flopped down onto my bed, satisfied. Only to see her mimic me and lay down as well.

So I asked her the only logical question,

"What are you doing?"

To which she replied all cute,

"Huh?"

So I told the *****,

"Yeah, you should probably get going."

I went in the kitchen and made some coffee while she awkwardly got her **** together and took off. ***** didn't even say anything, she just peaced.

Is it just me or are girls ******ed? Shouldn't they know by now that the only thing guys want is to smash the cutty up? Or do all of these fatherless bitches really think that guys want to marry them?

BRICKS

PS:Any bitches in the NYC area wanna get the beef injection, I'm real good looking.

Ahh, you are indeed true scholar ad a gentleman.