street fight help

[FaustoGeraci]

Yeah i know a lot of street fighters came out of the woodowork.... im suprised this topic got so many replies

I havent seen him at all today, but the reason we are fighting is a long story but everyone is telling me he said when he sees me he is going to "sneak" me. And i know i can basically land as many punches as i can on him cause he is slow and obviously looking for the knockout its just that he is so much stronger that if he hits me anywhere on my body it will hurt.

The gameplan for me is to pull an ali and just talk mad **** to piss him off, and during the fight make sure it is all stand up which i think it will be and to just rain straight rights and left hooks on him. and to avoid getting hit at all.

im not to worried about it though it isnt the first street fight i have been in its just the first timeive fought someone this big and strong

So let me get this straight...you're going to talk **** and box him even though he's way bigger, in a street fight?? But you've been in a bunch before?? Hahahahaha yeah, okay.

[ATFsven]

**** man. The bigger they are the better. Easier to fight, and makes you look better. There's two ways to do this. With a weapon or without. NEVER FIGHT SOMEWHERE WHEN ITS PLANNED AND WITNESSES WILL BE THERE. YOU CRAZY?? IVE HAD PEOPLE CALL ME ON, ONLY TO RAT WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE.

1. If you are down to do some real damage and send a message to all the phony mother****ers around there as well, bring an ice pick or a sharp knife. Keep it concealed. As soon as he gets close, piece him right in his neck. Done. If you aren't looking to do that, get a swiss army knife. Pull out all the corkscrews and ****, then put that in your hand. The screws etc. will be exposed through your index and middle finger, so when you punch him you will take off half his face. If you do it quick enough, people won't even see the weapon. And the guy will be mangled.

2. If you are doing it legit, walk up and say you don't want to fight. That you're scared, and he's huge, and you're having second thoughts. Then, as soon as he lets his guard down a bit, grab him with two overhooks on both arms, so he can't move. Knee him in the balls as hard as you can, and bite off a piece of his face. Transition him onto the ground from there, gouge his eyes, and rain down elbows on his face from full mount. Make sure you keep your hips over top of his abs, not his waist, so he can't buck you off. Keep elbowing the bastard. Blood will be everywhere, and you don't break your hands if you miss and hit concrete.

Or if you want to box, I don't know how much muay thai you know. Throw a left leg kick followed by a straight right. Or just throw a lazy jab, and then leap in and turn it into a left hook right on the chin. Follow that up with an immediate right straight to the body and finally left uppercut as he's falling to the ground. He's done. I'm hyped, if you were in Toronto I'd come with you just to **** up the guy myself.

haha this is a good post!

if he is twice your size just get some brass knuckles.. if you catch him anywhere in the face with a decent shot then its light out.

[D.C.]

kicking won't do anything, just punch him and be quicker than him..attack him on angles or from underneath his punches if you are shorter than him.

The person who said 99% of fights end on the ground is wrong, unless he means one of you getting knocked out. He has never been in a street fight, - in any serious street fight its almost always standing up. Maybe in the UFC, but not in a street fight - you don't have a full 10 metres apart to time a take down.

LOL. You're kidding, right?

10 metres? Are you aware of how far away 10 metres is?

It's obvious you know absolutely nothing about MMA, especially the ground game.

[Chr0nic]

I like how everybody is a street fighting expert on here.

Most of the tips given are complete bull****, the wannabe martial art guy is the worst, i just said mine to show how you should do anything you can, even if its dirty. This isn't as mma fight and even less a boxing fight, anything goes. If somebody goes down nobody is going give him a chance to get back up, stomp his face in until he does the bacon dance.

if you've been in a real orginaised street fight(a fight that does'nt just come out as a suprise all of a sudden) you'll know that if you low blow someone or do some ****** gay dirty **** like that you'll get jumped
play it fair, and just **** the ****er up
all these nerds acting like they know anythin is funny, you probabley aint never even been in a fight

[Equilibrium]

if you've been in a real orginaised street fight(a fight that does'nt just come out as a suprise all of a sudden) you'll know that if you low blow someone or do some ****** gay dirty **** like that you'll get jumped
play it fair, and just **** the ****er up
all these nerds acting like they know anythin is funny, you probabley aint never even been in a fight

You're 17 kid we both know you're the nerd here, plus i never mentioned hitting anybody in the balls. There are 2 things you don't do in a fight and that is bitting and hitting the genitals. I have been working as a bouncer for the past 4 years and i have been getting into scraps since primary school, way before i ever started boxing.

If there are rules to a street fight...well it ain't a street fight dumbass.

This section is turning into a circus, this thread wasn't a good idea, people who don't know **** about boxing and even less about fighting talking big **** over the internet.

Go back in the ****ing hole you came from.

[Chr0nic]

You're 17 kid we both know you're the nerd here, plus i never mentioned hitting anybody in the balls. There are 2 things you don't do in a fight and that is bitting and hitting the genitals. I have been working as a bouncer for the past 4 years and i have been getting into scraps since primary school, way before i ever started boxing.

If there are rules to a street fight...well it ain't a street fight dumbass.

This section is turning into a circus, this thread wasn't a good idea, people who don't know **** about boxing and even less about fighting talking big **** over the internet.

Go back in the ****ing hole you came from.

ahh, look at the all grown up nerd living with his mom still
bouncer my ass, your a scronny little ****** that can't get ***** and spends his life behind a computer screen giving info to people pretending to be a street fighting expert tellin them ****** **** like guage his eyes out, wtf?
bouncer? if that's true your a big ponce that fighst like a *****, you probabley pull hair too huh?
and 17 aint that young, i could probabley **** you up ******

[Salty]

ahh, look at the all grown up nerd living with his mom still
bouncer my ass, your a scronny little ****** that can't get ***** and spends his life behind a computer screen giving info to people pretending to be a street fighting expert tellin them ****** **** like guage his eyes out, wtf?
bouncer? if that's true your a big ponce that fighst like a *****, you probabley pull hair too huh?
and 17 aint that young, i could probabley **** you up ******

"mammals don't attack if their vision is compromised"... learnt that off discovery channel.

[TheBlackSwifty]

**** man. The bigger they are the better. Easier to fight, and makes you look better. There's two ways to do this. With a weapon or without. NEVER FIGHT SOMEWHERE WHEN ITS PLANNED AND WITNESSES WILL BE THERE. YOU CRAZY?? IVE HAD PEOPLE CALL ME ON, ONLY TO RAT WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE.

1. If you are down to do some real damage and send a message to all the phony mother****ers around there as well, bring an ice pick or a sharp knife. Keep it concealed. As soon as he gets close, piece him right in his neck. Done. If you aren't looking to do that, get a swiss army knife. Pull out all the corkscrews and ****, then put that in your hand. The screws etc. will be exposed through your index and middle finger, so when you punch him you will take off half his face. If you do it quick enough, people won't even see the weapon. And the guy will be mangled.

2. If you are doing it legit, walk up and say you don't want to fight. That you're scared, and he's huge, and you're having second thoughts. Then, as soon as he lets his guard down a bit, grab him with two overhooks on both arms, so he can't move. Knee him in the balls as hard as you can, and bite off a piece of his face. Transition him onto the ground from there, gouge his eyes, and rain down elbows on his face from full mount. Make sure you keep your hips over top of his abs, not his waist, so he can't buck you off. Keep elbowing the bastard. Blood will be everywhere, and you don't break your hands if you miss and hit concrete.

Or if you want to box, I don't know how much muay thai you know. Throw a left leg kick followed by a straight right. Or just throw a lazy jab, and then leap in and turn it into a left hook right on the chin. Follow that up with an immediate right straight to the body and finally left uppercut as he's falling to the ground. He's done. I'm hyped, if you were in Toronto I'd come with you just to **** up the guy myself.

That was fkng hilarious! great post

[TheBlackSwifty]

Has to posted again

[rskumm21]

I'll tell you exactly what is going to happen. Most big guys will try to knock your head off with a big looping punch between a cross and a hook. As soon as he throws it, you will duck down, weave in the opposite direction, come back up, and using the power in back leg, throw a crunching hook at his jaw. Lights out.