street fight help

[Two Clips]

LOL @ at people saying grab his balls! That **** just killed me....I don't know if you're still in school but if you are you would be the laughing stock of the school for as long as you have left there. Just fight your fight, first off don't get to the spot talking **** there is no time left for talk. If he's bumping his **** suckers always take the first punch, 99% of street fights are won by the person that get's the 1st lick in. Preferably aim for the nose or throat, best case scenario the fight will be over then, worst case scenario he takes it but believe me he's not going to be the same person. Use lateral movement and move in and out to keep him off balance and pick your shots. If he is a muscle bound guy don't worry it won't be long before he tires and then you can have your way with him. Good luck!

[!! Shawn]

Im surprised the most obvious piece of advice has not been presented here.

Don't fight.

[Home town hero]

dont just swing "big shots" your may be lucky and connect for a ko, but more than likely if he can fight will whoop on you. Pick your shots with accuracy it doesnt take too much to put some one down bare nuckle. And if your going to kick stomp and grab his balls or, you might aswell **** off because youll look like a mugg.

[Tysonisgod]

If you like street fighting, join ufc. No proper training required. All you have to do is walk in the cage and get your head kicked in. They will even give you a paycheck. Not much, but enough to pay for the ambulance.

This guy has my vote for ****** of 09 already

[Two Clips]

Im surprised the most obvious piece of advice has not been presented here.

Don't fight.

Well he didn't say he was thinking about fighting this guy....If that was the case that would have been my piece of advice. But he said he was going to fight this dude and asked for advice in the fight. It's really none of my business why their fighting in the first place. You know in my experience there are some fights you just can't avoid and if this kid is picking on him the only way it's going to stop is if he stands up to him. Now this might not be the case but if it is WAR!

[FaustoGeraci]

**** man. The bigger they are the better. Easier to fight, and makes you look better. There's two ways to do this. With a weapon or without. NEVER FIGHT SOMEWHERE WHEN ITS PLANNED AND WITNESSES WILL BE THERE. YOU CRAZY?? IVE HAD PEOPLE CALL ME ON, ONLY TO RAT WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE.

1. If you are down to do some real damage and send a message to all the phony mother****ers around there as well, bring an ice pick or a sharp knife. Keep it concealed. As soon as he gets close, piece him right in his neck. Done. If you aren't looking to do that, get a swiss army knife. Pull out all the corkscrews and ****, then put that in your hand. The screws etc. will be exposed through your index and middle finger, so when you punch him you will take off half his face. If you do it quick enough, people won't even see the weapon. And the guy will be mangled.

2. If you are doing it legit, walk up and say you don't want to fight. That you're scared, and he's huge, and you're having second thoughts. Then, as soon as he lets his guard down a bit, grab him with two overhooks on both arms, so he can't move. Knee him in the balls as hard as you can, and bite off a piece of his face. Transition him onto the ground from there, gouge his eyes, and rain down elbows on his face from full mount. Make sure you keep your hips over top of his abs, not his waist, so he can't buck you off. Keep elbowing the bastard. Blood will be everywhere, and you don't break your hands if you miss and hit concrete.

Or if you want to box, I don't know how much muay thai you know. Throw a left leg kick followed by a straight right. Or just throw a lazy jab, and then leap in and turn it into a left hook right on the chin. Follow that up with an immediate right straight to the body and finally left uppercut as he's falling to the ground. He's done. I'm hyped, if you were in Toronto I'd come with you just to **** up the guy myself.

[FaustoGeraci]

Oh yeah, how the **** do you know how much the guy benches?? And when the **** did that ever matter?? Is this a street fight or an amateur wrestling contest?

[roujinziro]

Forget about stomping his foot and kicking in the knee, thats a load of crap. If you box use you hand speed and punch accuracy, timing and movement.

Leg kicks are plenty effective if you know how to throw them, the foot stomp is for use in a scramble situation if by some chance an opponent grabs a hold of you around the waist and tries to pick you up. It should be coupled with keeping your center of gravity low, your hips away from the opponent, and gouging and tearing at anything you can get your hands on to make the guy let go.

Of course avoid kicking if you're worried about losing your balance and getting taken down. In an ideal case, boxing and counter punching would be the way to go, but even the best boxers can get tied up in a clinch, and without a ref to break it up you have to resort to more drastic measures.

[ophqui]

errm street fighting is ****ing ******, you're all idiots, i hope someone pulls a knife on you next time you try some footstomps in a street fight.

[MonsieurGeorges]

**** man. The bigger they are the better. Easier to fight, and makes you look better. There's two ways to do this. With a weapon or without. NEVER FIGHT SOMEWHERE WHEN ITS PLANNED AND WITNESSES WILL BE THERE. YOU CRAZY?? IVE HAD PEOPLE CALL ME ON, ONLY TO RAT WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE.

1. If you are down to do some real damage and send a message to all the phony mother****ers around there as well, bring an ice pick or a sharp knife. Keep it concealed. As soon as he gets close, piece him right in his neck. Done. If you aren't looking to do that, get a swiss army knife. Pull out all the corkscrews and ****, then put that in your hand. The screws etc. will be exposed through your index and middle finger, so when you punch him you will take off half his face. If you do it quick enough, people won't even see the weapon. And the guy will be mangled.

2. If you are doing it legit, walk up and say you don't want to fight. That you're scared, and he's huge, and you're having second thoughts. Then, as soon as he lets his guard down a bit, grab him with two overhooks on both arms, so he can't move. Knee him in the balls as hard as you can, and bite off a piece of his face. Transition him onto the ground from there, gouge his eyes, and rain down elbows on his face from full mount. Make sure you keep your hips over top of his abs, not his waist, so he can't buck you off. Keep elbowing the bastard. Blood will be everywhere, and you don't break your hands if you miss and hit concrete.

Or if you want to box, I don't know how much muay thai you know. Throw a left leg kick followed by a straight right. Or just throw a lazy jab, and then leap in and turn it into a left hook right on the chin. Follow that up with an immediate right straight to the body and finally left uppercut as he's falling to the ground. He's done. I'm hyped, if you were in Toronto I'd come with you just to **** up the guy myself.

this is a joke right