Im pretty sure Tysons delusional huggers would think he would win
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Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla
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Originally posted by legacyofbrutality View PostIf the price was right he'd fight a lion!
Seriously though I also heard rumors that Tyson wrestled with the tigers he kept as pets in his backyard, I also heard he punched one of them in the nose. Dont know if theyre true though.
I honestly want those stories to be true... I could imagine Tyson pouncing onto a tiger and wrestling it!
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Originally posted by Njord777 View PostWow. I didn't know this actually took place.
Tyson vs. Gorilla
In February of 1988, a month after Mike Tyson destroyed Larry Holmes- with money and fame at his beck and call- the prolific heavyweight champion attempted to enter a Silverback Gorilla cage at the San Diego Zoo. Offering ten thousand dollars cash, Tyson attempted to gain entry to the Gorilla enclosure to, "Knock that hairy ****er out," as he was reported to have claimed.
Of course, Tyson was denied such entry; and this is the story most know. What some fail to realize is, three months later, Mike Tyson was able to charter a flight to Zimbabwe and, hiring local guides, track down a gorilla in the wild.
"I'd like to say I knocked him out clean with one punch. I didn't. It took two to drop that hairy fool. I'm indestructible. I'm a whole new species. I'm a monster. I'm a beast. I should be locked up, but they wouldn't dare try." He was quoted as saying- and the aftermath of Tyson's attack on a wild Silverback Gorilla was forever immortalized in this, the only known photograph of the event.
The picture was amazing too...
Green karma sent, and well deserved too!
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Mike would call the gorilla a f*ggot and then **** it till it loves him. and then stomp on its testicles so it could feel his pain.
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Originally posted by catskills23 View Postgoirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .
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