Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[ummmid]

the klits would jab any gorilla to a one sided sd12 beatdown. true story.

[Imatroll]

Why hasn't this fight happened?

[ThePrince]

Why hasn't this fight happened?

The Gorilla wanted $100 million.

[Forza]

Pretty sure a gorilla would've ripped tysons arms and legs off.

As far as a tiger? A 15 pound feral cat can scratch and bite the **** out of you, imagine a 500 pound lion?

[Cardinalfang]

There was a an incident in a zoo years back where the orang utan enclosure got flooded. They darted all the orangs and got them out of there but there was this huge log in there so they got like 5 guys to try and move it but it wouldn't budge. They let the Orangs back in and the alpha male went over to the log, picked it up and through it over the fence lol.

Gorillas > Orangs. If Tyson hit a gorilla he'd be on his way to the morgue in a few seconds.

[jreckoning]

There was a an incident in a zoo years back where the orang utan enclosure got flooded. They darted all the orangs and got them out of there but there was this huge log in there so they got like 5 guys to try and move it but it wouldn't budge. They let the Orangs back in and the alpha male went over to the log, picked it up and through it over the fence lol.

Gorillas > Orangs. If Tyson hit a gorilla he'd be on his way to the morgue in a few seconds.

I wonder if Tyson bit the Gorilla first if it would shock him or piss the gorilla off.

Probably the latter.

Too bad this match up will never be made as Tyson and the Gorilla are old now.

[Burning Phoenix]

But being as fleetfooted as Tyson was, could he have danced around and make the Gorilla miss?

[SN!PER]

Gorillas can drag full grown men with one hand like babies.

[Bretty Poy32]

valero wanted to fight the pope but the pope declined

[MindBat]

Mike would make headline news as the first boxer violently impregnated by an animal.