Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[Soda Popinski]

This thread should be mandatory reading for all new people signing up so they know WTF they are getting themselves into. That catskills23 guy can't be serious, I think he was just ****ing around with everyone. There's just no way anyone could be that epically ******ed. Why didn't it occur to him that the gorilla wouldn't stand there and jab jab cross?? The thing would rush in, grab Tyson in a bear hug, crush his guts out of his ass, then mash him to the floor and beat him into little chunks... and it would be awesome.

I'm off to read the rhino thread.

[xEDDIEx]

If tyson punched one of the tigers in the nose he would of being eaten alive . How did tyson manage to have pet tigers . Tigers are viscious creatures they would eat you for dinner .

yeah the tiger would have been eaten alive.

[TheManchine]

He was probably the guy who got eaten by a tiger in that zoo. "Well if Tyson can do it"

that might explain why he hasnt logged in for months

[keepthemhandsup]

i'm putting my 1,000 post in this thread!

[KILLA RIGHT]

Im sure he wanted to fight a gorilla he was scared of the real deal and lennox until he was bankrupt and had no choice but to fight them

[S A M U R A I]

yeh thats how the story went he wanted too stand up to a bully gorilla, hes a manabulic depresant hes crazy.... one time hes pigeon dies so he put it in a box he was going to bury it he put it on a stoop when he spun around a sanitation worker was takin it so he smacked him in the face dropping him and knocked him out.

That's my boy. Good work, Mike.



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[Pico Hollywood]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fenom]

this thread shall live 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[FloydsEra]

catskills is maybe the greatest troll in the history of the world

[krispy kreme]

I think Mike can still whoop that Gorilla.